What do you call a motor bike belonging to a witch? A vrrroooooooom stick. What’s a cold, evil candle called? The wic…

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe? A long-necked toothbrush. What do you get if you cross Willia…

What do you get if you cross a book and a pound of fat?   Lard of the rings. What do you get if you cross a newsreade…

What do you get if you cross a television programme and a group of sheep? A flockumentary.      What do you get if yo…

What do you get if you cross a tourist with an elephant? Something that carries its own trunk. What do you get if you…