The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 45 What do you call a motor bike belonging to a witch? A vrrroooooooom stick. What’s a cold, evil candle called? The wicked wick of the north. What is…
The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 44 What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe? A long-necked toothbrush. What do you get if you cross William the Conqueror with a power s…
The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 43 What do you get if you cross a book and a pound of fat? Lard of the rings. What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad? A croaksman. Wha…
The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 42 What do you get if you cross a television programme and a group of sheep? A flockumentary. What do you get if you cross a pig and a part in a …
The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 41 What do you get if you cross a tourist with an elephant? Something that carries its own trunk. What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracul…