The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 29
Never Make a Girl Monster Angry by Sheila Tack The Bad-Tempered Werewolf by Claudia Armoff The Greediest Monster in the World by Buster Butt The Monster Hanging off the Cliff by Alf Hall Tracking Monsters by Woody Hurt The Vampire’s Victim by E. Drew Blood The Omen by B. Warned Foaming at the Mouth by Dee Monic Creature From Mars by A. Lee-En Frankenstein’s Experiments by Tess Tube The Story of Dracula by Pierce Nex A History of Poltergeists by Eve L. Spirit In the Monster’s Jaws by Mandy Ceased Late-night Horror Story by Denise R. Knockin Ghosts and Ghoulies by Sue Pernatural When to go Monster Hunting by Mae B. Tomorrow Bungee Jumping with Monsters by Wade R. Go A Very Hungry Giant by Ethan D. Lot I Caught the Loch Ness Monster by Janet A. Bigwun What did the monster say when he ate Aesop? Make a fable out of that then! A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds …
