The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 4
Little Timmy is in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbour peers over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster is doing, he politely asks, “What are you up to there, Timmy?” “My goldfish died,” replies Timmy tearfully, “and I’ve just buried him.” The neighbour is concerned. “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” Little Timmy pats down the last heap of earth, then replies, “That’s because he’s inside your cat.” What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool? She had mittens. What do cat actors say on stage? Tabby or not tabby. What did the cat say when he lost all his money? I’m paw. What do you call a beautiful cat? A glamour puss. What do cats drink from when they’re in space? Flying saucers. What’s furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws? A posse cat. A farmer had a sick cat, so he phoned the veterinarian in town to find a cure. After asking the farmer what the problem was, the vet told him to give the animal a pint of castor oil. “A whole pint?” queried the far…
