The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 27
wizened old butler invited him to stay the night, and showed him to his room. It was dark and dirty, and the man was scared. “I hope you’ll be comfortable ,” said the butler. “But if you need anything during the night, just scream.” This little monster boy came home from school one day, crying his eyes out. “What’s the matter, darling?” asked his mother. “It’s all the other monsters at school,” he sobbed. “They keep teasing me and saying that I’ve got a big head.” “Of course you haven’t got a big head,” said Mrs Monster. “Just ignore them. Now, will you do a little bit of shopping for me? I need a sack of potatoes, ten cartons of orange juice, a dozen loaves of bread, eight cabbages and a cauliflower.” “All right, Mom,” said the little monster. “But where’s your shopping bag?” “Oh, that’s broken, I’m afraid,” said Mrs Monster. “But it doesn’t matter – just put the things in your cap.” A man went into a bar with a big, vicious looking monster on a lead. “Sorry, sir,” said the barman. “But that c…
