The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 31
Pupil: I don’t think I deserved zero on the test. Teacher: I agree, but that’s the lowest mark I could give you. Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn’t know where the Rockies were. Mother: Well next time remember where you put things. Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear? Daughter: Yes, and we’re going again tomorrow. Mother: Why’s that? Daughter: To try and find the kids we left behind. Mother: How do you like your new teacher? Son: I don’t. Mother: Why not? Son: She told me to sit up front for the present and then she didn’t give me one. Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips. Why did the jellybean go to school? Because he wanted to be a smartie. Son: The art teacher doesn’t like what I’m making. Father: Why, what are you making? Son: Mistakes. Teacher: I want to talk to you about two words I wish you wouldn’t use so often in class. One is “great” and the other is “lousy”. Pupil: Certainly, sir. What are they? Teacher: Ple…
