The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 26
How do pirates make their money? By hook or by crook. Which pirate’s parrot sat on his shoulder squawking, “Pieces of four! Pieces of four!” Short John Silver. Why did the pirate give his ship a coat of paint? Its timbers were shivering. What do pirates use to blow their noses? Anchor-chiefs. What has seven legs and seven eyes? Seven pirates. Why did the pirate refuse to say, “Aye, aye, captain.” Because he only had one eye. Why does a pirate’s phone go beep beep beep beep? Because he left it off the hook. Which Star Wars character is really a pirate? Aaaaaarrrrrrgh-2 D-2! What does a pirate believe happens when the world ends? Aaaaarrrrrrghmageddon. Where do pirates store their gym clothes? Davy Jones locker. “Where did you get that nose ring?” one pirate asked another. “It makes you look more evil than ever. I want one just like it.” “I bought it last time we were ashore. In a place in the old town.” “And how much did it cost you?” “More than I could afford. I paid through the nose for it.” What did the pi…
