The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 15
A hyena and a gorilla are talking. The hyena says, “I’m fed up.” “Why’s that?” asks the gorilla. The hyena explains, “Every morning I go for a walk and this lion keeps jumping out of the undergrowth and beating me up.” “That’s not very friendly,” says the gorilla. “If I ever see that happen, I’ll come and help you.” “Thank you,” says the hyena. The next morning, the hyena goes for his usual walk and, sure enough, the lion jumps out, beats him up and runs off. As the hyena lies writhing in agony on the ground, he looks up and sees the gorilla relaxing on the branch of a tree. “Hey,” says the hyena, “you said that if you saw the lion beating me up, you’d come and help me.” “I did,” says the gorilla, “but you were laughing so much I thought you were winning.” What do you get if you cross a chicken with a hyena? A creature that laughs at every yolk. What do you get if you cross a hyena and a Rottweiler? I don’t know, but join in if it laughs. Did you hear about the idiot that got an AM radio? It took…
