Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jimmy!
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss on the cheek.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jiminy!
Jiminy who?
Jiminy roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Joan!
Joan who?
Joan call us, we’ll call you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Joanna!
Joanna who?
Joanna answer the door?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Joanne!
Joanne who?
Joanne tell.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Joe!
Joe who?
Joe away, I’m not talking to you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Joe Namath!
Joe Namath who?
Joe Namath not on the door,
that’s why I knocked.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Joey!
Joey who?
Joey to the world, it’s a lovely day.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Johannes!
Johannes who?
Johannes are cold.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
John!
John who?
John with the wind.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
John!
John who?
John me in a cup of tea.
Who’s there?
Jools!
Jools who?
Jools are a girl’s best friend.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Joplin!
Joplin who?
Joplin any time you like.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Josette!
Josette who?
Josette down and be quiet.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juan!
Juan who?
Juan to hear some more of these jokes?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juan!
Juan who?
Juan of these days you’ll find out.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juan!
Juan who?
Juan-der why you keep asking me that?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juanita!
Juanita who?
Juanita-nother burger?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jude!
Jude who?
Jude doubt me, just open the door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Judy!
Judy who?
Judy liver milk still?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juice!
Juice who?
Juice still want to know?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juicy!
Juicy who?
Juicy what I just saw?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Julian!
Julian who?
Julian-d I are going out now.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Julie!
Julie who?
Julie your door unlocked?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juliet!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jester!
Jester who?
Jester minute, I’m trying to find my keys.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jesus!
Jesus who?
How many do you know?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jethro!
Jethro who?
Jethro the boat and stop talking so much.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jewel!
Jewel who?
Jewel know if you open the door!
Who’s there?
Jez!
Jez who?
Jez someone you used to know.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jilly!
Jilly who?
Jilly out here, so let me in.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jim!
Jim who?
Jim mind if we come in?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jimmy!
Jimmy who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jiminy!
Jiminy who?
Jiminy roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Joan!
Joan who?
Joan call us, we’ll call you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Joanna!
Joanna who?
Joanna answer the door?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Joanne!
Joanne who?
Joanne tell.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Joe!
Joe who?
Joe away, I’m not talking to you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Joe Namath!
Joe Namath who?
Joe Namath not on the door,
that’s why I knocked.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Joey!
Joey who?
Joey to the world, it’s a lovely day.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Johannes!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
John!
John who?
John with the wind.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
John!
John who?
John me in a cup of tea.
Who’s there?
Jools!
Jools who?
Jools are a girl’s best friend.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Joplin!
Joplin who?
Joplin any time you like.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Josette!
Josette who?
Josette down and be quiet.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juan!
Juan who?
Juan to hear some more of these jokes?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juan!
Juan who?
Juan of these days you’ll find ou
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juanita!
Juanita who?
Juanita-nother burger?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jude!
Jude who?
Jude doubt me, just open the door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Judy!
Judy who?
Judy liver milk still?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juice!
Juice who?
Juice still want to know?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juicy!
Juicy who?
Juicy what I just saw?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Julian!
Julian who?
Julian-d I are going out now.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Julie!
Julie who?
Julie your door unlocked?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juliet!
Juliet who?
Juliet all the cookies.
Who’s there?
Juliet!
Juliet who?
Juliet me in or not?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Julius!
Julius who?
Julius just jealous that I know all the good jokes.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
July!
July who?
July to me about stealing my pencil?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juno!
Juno who?
Of course I do!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jupiter!
Jupiter who?
Jupiter hurry, or you’ll miss the bus.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juno!
Juno who?
Juno what time it is?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jupiter!
Jupiter who?
Jupiter fly in my soup?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Justice!
Justice who?
Justice I thought, there’s no one home.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin Quire who is at the door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kansas!
Kansas who?
Kansas the best way to buy tuna.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kareem!
Kareem who?
Kareem of the crop.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Karen!
Karen who?
Karen the can for you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kathy!
Kathy who?
Kathy you again.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kay!
Kay who?
Kay L, M, N…
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kay!
Kay who?
Kay sera sera.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Keanu!
Keanu who?
Keanu let me in, it’s cold out here.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Keith!
Keith who?
Keith your hands off my food!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ken!
Ken who?
Ken you answer the door please?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kendall!
Kendall who?
Kendall and Barbie doll go together.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kenneth!
Kenneth who?
Kenneth little kids play with you?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kenny!
Kenny who?
Kenny let me in?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kent!
Kent who?
Kent you tell who it is?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kenya!
Kenya who?
Kenya guess who’s come to see you?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Khomeini!
Khomeini who?
Khomeini times must I knock on this door?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kiki!
Kiki who?
Kiki’s stuck in the lock, let me in.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kim!
Kim who?
Kim on over to my place.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
King Kong!
King Kong who?
King Kong’s now part of China.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kipper!
Kipper who?
Kipper hands to yourself.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kismet!
Kismet who?
Kismet quick.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kitten!
Kitten who?
Kitten the park hit me with a ball.
