Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Klaus!
Klaus who?
Klaus this door will you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Knock, knock!
I’m sorry, but my mother doesn’t allow me to speak to strangers!
Who’s there?
Kristin!
Kristin who?
Kristin the baby in church.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kumquat!
Kumquat who?
Kumquat may we’ll always be friends.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kurt!
Kurt who?
Kurt along the dotted line.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kyle!
Kyle who?
Kyle be good if you let me in.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kylie!
Kylie who?
Kylie contagious, so keep away!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lacey!
Lacey who?
Lacey people can’t be bothered to answer the door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lady!
Lady who?
Lady law down.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lara!
Lara who?
Lara lara laughs in Liverpool.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Larry!
Larry who?
Larry Krishna.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lass!
Lass who?
That’s what cowboys use, isn’t it?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Laurie!
Laurie who?
Laurie load of goodies.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Laziness!
Laziness who?
Laziness bed all day, when he should be at school.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lee!
Lee who?
Lee me alone, I’ve got a headache.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lee King!
Lee King who?
Lee King bucket.
Who’s there?
Lego!
Lego who?
Lego of me and I’ll tell you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Leif!
Leif who?
Leif me alone with all these questions.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Len!
Len who?
Len us five dollars, will you?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lena!
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I’ll tell you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lenny!
Lenny who?
Lenny in, I’m hungry.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Les!
Les who?
Les go out for a picnic.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Leonie!
Leonie who?
Leonie one I love.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Leslie!
Leslie who?
Leslie town now before they catch us.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lester!
Lester who?
Lester-n over a new leaf.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Leon!
Leon who?
Leon me when you’re not strong and I’ll be your friend, I’ll help you carry on…
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Letty!
Letty who?
Letty it all hang out.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lieder!
Lieder who?
Lieder of the pack.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lili!
Lili who?
Lili brown jug upon my knee.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lillian!
Lillian who?
Lillian the garden.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lily!
Lily who?
Lily house on the prairie.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Linda!
Linda who?
Linda hand, I can’t be expected to do it all by myself.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lionel!
Lionel who?
Lionel get you nowhere, it’s better to tell the truth.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lisa!
Lisa who?
Lisa a new car from 99 dollars a month.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lisa!
Lisa who?
Lisa you can do is let me in.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Liszt!
Liszt who?
Liszt of things to do.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Little old lady!
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Livia!
Livia who?
Livia me alone.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Liz!
Liz who?
Liz-en to me when I’m talking to you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Liza!
Liza who?
Liza wrong to tell, even little white ones.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Llama!
Llama who?
Llama-geddon.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lloyd!
Lloyd who?
Lloyd own and I’ll give you a massage.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lloyd!
Lloyd who?
Lloyd a horse to water but you can’t make it drink.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lock!
Lock who?
Lock who it is, after all this time.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lois!
Lois who?
Lois the limbo dancer.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lon!
Lon who?
Lon in the tooth while waiting for you to answer the door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lottie!
Lottie who?
Lottie knock knock jokes I know.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Louise!
Louise who?
Louise coming to tea today.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Louisiana!
Louisiana who?
Louisiana boy friend split up.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lucille!
Lucille who?
Lucille mean shoe fall apart.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lucinda!
Lucinda who?
Lucinda chain, I want to get in.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lucinda!
Lucinda who?
Lucinda sky with diamonds.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lucretia!
Lucretia who?
Lucretia from the Black Lagoon.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Luigi!
Luigi who?
Luigi board.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and see.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lydia!
Lydia who?
Lydia teapot is cracked.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lyle!
Lyle?
Lyle low until the police have gone.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lyndon!
Lyndon who?
Lyndon ear and I’ll tell you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mabel!
Mabel who?
Mabel doesn’t ring either.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mabel!
Mabel who?
Mabel syrup is lovely on puddings and pancakes.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Madame!
Madame who?
Madame finger is caught in the door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Madeleine!
Madeleine who?
Madeleine the water and tell me if it’s cold.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Madonna!
Madonna who?
Madonna’s the worst kebab I’ve ever tasted.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Madrid!
Madrid who?
Madrid you wash my jeans?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mae!
Mae who?
Mae be I’ll tell you or maybe I won’t.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mahatma!
Mahatma who?
Mahatma coat, please
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Maia!
Maia who?
Maia-nimals are like children to me.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Maida!
Maida who?
Maida cake because I knew you were coming.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Maine!
Maine who?
Maine I come in now please?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Maisie!
Maisie who?
Maisie Grace.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Major!
Major who?
Major answer, didn’t I?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Malcolm!
Malcolm who?
Malcolm you didn’t do your homework?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Maltesers!
Maltesers who?
Maltesers the girls so much they cry.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mandy!
Mandy who?
Mandy lifeboats, the ship is sinking.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Manny!
Manny who?
Manny people keep asking me that.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Manuel!
Manuel be sorry if you don’t open this door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Maple!
Maple who?
Maple the door off its hinges if you don’t let me in.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mara!
Mara who?
Mara Mara on the wall…
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Marcella!
Marcella who?
Marcella is full of water and I’m drowning, help!
