Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Holmes!
Holmes who?
Holmes is where the heart is.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Homer!
Homer who?
Homer-nee times must I ask you to open this door?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Honda!
Honda who?
Honda the boardwalk.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Honeydew!
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to come out tonight?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Horace!
Horace who?
Horace-scopes can be fun.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Horatio!
Horatio who?
Horatio to the end of the street.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hosanna!
Hosanna who?
Hosanna Claus gets down the chimney I’ll never know!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hoss!
Hoss who?
Hoss under the collar.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
House!
House who?
I’m fine thank you, how are you?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard I know?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?
Who’s there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard you like to stand out here in the cold while some idiot keeps asking who’s there?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard can it be to guess the punchline to a knock knock joke?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howard Hughes!
Howard Hughes who?
Howard Hughes like a punch on the nose?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howell!
Howell who?
Howell I get in if you don’t open the door?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howie!
Howie who?
Howie Dewin?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howie!
Howie who?
I’m fine, how are you?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howl!
Howl who?
Howl I know when it’s dinner time?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hubbard!
Hubbard who?
Hubbard can sing louder than my bird.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hubie!
Hubie who?
Hubie-ginning to see the light?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Huey!
Huey who?
Who am I? I’m me!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hugh!
Hugh who?
Hello to you too!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hugo!
Hugo who?
Hugo your way and I’ll go mine.
Brrring Brrring
Who’s there?
Hurd!
Hurd who?
Hurd my hand so couldn’t knock knock.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Huron!
Huron who?
Huron time for once.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hussein!
Hussein who?
Hussein that about me?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hutch!
Hutch who?
Bless you, and I’m right out of tissues.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hyman!
Hyman who?
Hyman the mood for dancing.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ian!
Ian who?
Ian his friend have gone bowling.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream of Jeannie.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda!
Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda whole world will know what a nut you are.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Icy!
Icy who?
Icy you in there, open the door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ida!
Ida who?
Ida know why I love you like I do.
Who’s there?
Ida!
Ida who?
No, it’s Idaho, not Ida-who!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ida!
Ida who?
Ida face, she’s so ugly.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ida!
Ida who?
Ida know. Sorry!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ida!
Ida who?
Ida terrible time getting here.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ida!
Ida who?
Ida buy another door knocker if I were you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Idaho!
Idaho who?
Idaho-d the whole garden but I was tired.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
I don’t know!
I don’t know who?
I told you I don’t know. Why don’t you believe me?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Iglesias!
Iglesias who?
Iglesias melting because of global warming.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Iglesias!
Iglesias who?
Iglesias people never do any work.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ike!
Ike who?
Ike could have danced all night.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ilka!
Ilka who?
Ilka-pone.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ilona!
Ilona who?
Ilona Ranger.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ima!
Ima who?
Ima hungry.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Imogen!
Imogen who?
Imogen life without these jokes.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ina!
Ina who?
Ina minute I’m going to knock this door down.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ina Claire!
Ina Claire who?
Ina Claire day, you can see for miles.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
India!
India who?
India summertime I like to go on vacation.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Innuendo!
Innuendo who?
Innuendo the dinner you get dessert.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Iona!
Iona who?
Iona a great train set.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Iowa!
Iowa who?
Iowa you a dollar.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ira!
Ira who?
Ira car and we can go on vacation to Florida.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran away when you answered before.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Iraq!
Iraq who?
Iraq of ribs with barbecue sauce.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ireland!
Ireland you some money if you promise to pay me back.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Irene!
Irene who?
Irene and Irene but still no one answers the door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Iris!
Iris who?
Iris eyes are smiling.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Iris!
Iris who?
Iris you were here.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Irish stew!
Irish stew who?
Irish stew in the name of the law!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Irma!
Irma who?
Irma big girl now.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isaac!
Isaac who?
Isaac-ly who do think this is?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isaac!
Isaac who?
Isaac coming out to play?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isabel!
Isabel who?
Isabel broken because I had to knock?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isabella!
Isabella who?
Isabella out of order?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isabelle!
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on a bicycle?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isadore!
Isadore who?
Isadore locked, I can’t get in.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isaiah!
Isaiah who?
Isaiah again, knock knock!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isla!
Isla who?
Isla be seeing you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Island!
Island on your roof with my parachute.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Issue!
Issue who?
Issue blind? It’s me!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Istvan!
Istvan who?
Istvan to be alone.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivan!
Ivan who?
Ivan my money back now.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivan!
Ivan who?
Ivan idea you don’t want to see me.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivan!
Ivan who?
It’s not Ivan who, it’s Ivanhoe!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivan!
Ivan who?
Ivan U. Hat, do you like it?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivana!
Ivana who?
Ivana be rich.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivanhoe!
Ivanhoe who?
Ivanhoe the garden, please.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivor!
Ivor who?
Ivor sore hand from knocking on your door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivory!
Ivory who?
Ivory strong like Tarzan.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivy!
Ivy who?
Ivy got you under my skin.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Izzy!
Izzy who?
Izzy at the door? You’d better answer it then.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Izzy!
Izzy who?
Izzy come, Izzy go.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jack who?
Jack Pott!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jackson!
Jackson who?
Jackson the
telephone, you’d
better answer it.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jacqueline!
Jacqueline who?
Jacqueline and Hyde.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jacques!
Jacques who?
Jacques of all trades.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
James!
James who?
James people play.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Janet!
Janet who?
Janet has too many holes in it, the fish will escape.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jasmine!
Jasmine who?
Jasmine like to play the trumpet.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jason!
Jason who?
Jason around after you is tiring me out.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Java!
Java who?
Java dog in your house?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jaws!
Jaws who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jean!
Jean who?
Jean-ius, you just don’t
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jeff!
Jeff who?
Jeff in one ear, you’ll have to shout!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jeffrey!
Jeffrey who?
Jeffrey time I knock, you ask me who I am.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jenny!
Jenny who?
Jenny-d any help with your homework?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jerome!
Jerome who?
Jerome where you want to.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jerry!
Jerry who?
Jerry funny, let me in.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jess!
Jess who?
Jess me and my shadow.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jess!
Jess who?
I give up, who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jester!
Jester who?
Jester minute, I’m trying to find my keys.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jesus!
Jesus who?
How many do you know?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jethro!
Jethro who?
Jethro the boat and stop talking so much.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jewel!
Jewel who?
Jewel know if you open the door!
Who’s there?
Jez!
Jez who?
Jez someone you used to know.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jilly!
Jilly who?
Jilly out here, so let me in.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jim!
Jim who?
Jim mind if we come in?
