The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 20
Knock Knock Who’s there? Eyes! Eyes who? Eyes got loads more knock knock jokes for you! Knock Knock Who’s there? Eyeball! Eyeball who? Eyeball my eyes out every time you go. Knock Knock Who’s there? Fajita! Fajita who? Fajita another thing I’m going to be sick! Knock Knock Who’s there? Fangs! Fangs who? Fangs for letting me in. Knock Knock Who’s there? Fanny! Fanny who? Fanny body calls, tell them I’m out. Knock Knock Who’s there? Fanny! Fanny who? Fanny the way you keep asking who’s there every time I knock. Knock Knock Who’s there? Fanta! Fanta who? Fanta Claus. Knock Knock Who’s there? Farley! Farley who? Farley the leader. Knock Knock Who’s there? Farmer! Farmer who? Farmer people here than there were last year. Knock Knock Who’s there? Farrah! Farrah who? Farrah-nough. Knock Knock Who’s there? Farrah! Farrah who? Farrah a carpenter and you were a lady… Knock Knock Who’s there? Fatso! Fatso who? Fatso funny about these knock knock jokes? Knock Knock Who’s there? Faye! Faye who? Faye all laughed when your pants fell down. Knock Knock Who’s there? Fa…
