Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep saying all these jokes?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Devlin!
Devlin who?
Devlin a red dress.
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Who’s there?
Desiree!
Desiree who?
Desiree of sunshine in my life.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Di!
Di who?
Di Laffin.
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Who’s there?
Diana!
Diana who?
Diana thirst, can I have some water please?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Diego!
Diego who?
Diego before the B in the alphabet.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Diesel!
Diesel who?
Diesel make you feel better.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
DiMaggio!
DiMaggio who?
DiMaggio yourself on a desert island.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dinah!
Dinah who?
Dinah is served.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dino!
Dino who?
Dino the answer?
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Who’s there?
Dion!
Dion who?
Dion to come out and play?
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Who’s there?
Diploma!
Diploma who?
Diploma to fix the leak.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Disaster!
Disaster who?
Disaster be my lucky day.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Disguise!
Disguise who?
Disguise killing me with all these jokes!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Disguise!
Disguise who?
Disguise the limit!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes your friend, so open the door!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dishwasher!
Dishwasher who?
Dishwasher the way I spoke before I had false teeth!
Who’s there?
Dismay!
Dismay who?
Dismay be a joke but it doesn’t make me laugh.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Disney!
Disney who?
Disney make sense.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Distress!
Distress who?
Distress is brand new.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doctor!
Doctor who?
That’s right, have you seen my Tardis?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Don!
Don who?
Don just stand there, let me in!
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Who’s there?
Don Harris!
Don Harris who?
Don Harris me or I won’t come again.
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Who’s there?
Donalette!
Donalette who?
Donalette the grass grow under your feet.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Donatello!
Donatello who?
Donatello-n me.
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Who’s there?
Don Giovanni!
Don Giovanni who?
Don Giovanni talk to me?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Don Juan!
Don Juan who?
Don Juan to stay out here forever!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Donna!
Donna who?
Donna you wanna answer the door?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Donovan!
Donovan who?
Donovan the door - it’s dangerous!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Donovan!
Donovan who?
Donovan know your own name!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dorrie!
Dorrie who?
Dorrie I upset you!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doug!
Doug who?
Doug good deeds and you’ll go to heaven.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open the door whatever you do.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Douglas!
Douglas who?
Douglas is broken in the window.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dozen!
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone ever answer the door?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dragon!
Dragon who?
Dragon your feet will ruin your shoes.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Drew!
Drew who?
Drew you remember the last time we met?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Drew!
Drew who?
Drew you a picture while I was waiting for you to answer the door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Duane!
Duane who?
Duane the bath, I’m dwowning!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dublin!
Dublin who?
Dublin up with laughter.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Duke!
Duke who?
Duke come here often?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dumbbell!
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell doesn’t work so I had to knock.
Who’s there?
Dummy!
Dummy who?
Dummy a favour and go away.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Duncan!
Duncan who?
Duncan disorderly.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Duncan!
Duncan who?
Duncan biscuits in your coffee.
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Who’s there?
Dunce!
Dunce who?
Dunce-ay another word.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dwayne!
Dwayne who?
Dwayne in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dwight!
Dwight who?
Dwight way and the wrong way.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dynamite!
Dynamite who?
Dynamite come out and play if you ask her nicely
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Eamonn!
Eamonn who?
Eamonn in the mood for love!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ear!
Ear who?
Ear you are, I’ve been looking for you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Earl!
Earl who?
Earl be glad when you open this door!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ears!
Ears who?
Ears looking at you, kid!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ed!
Ed who?
Ed like you to let me in now please.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Eddie!
Eddie who?
Eddie-body home?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Edith!
Edith who?
Edith chicken soup, it’ll make you feel better if you have a cold!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Edwin!
Edwin who?
Edwin some, Ed lose some.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Eel!
Eel who?
Eel meet again.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Effie!
Effie who?
Effie’d known you were comin he’d have stayed at home.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Egbert!
Egbert who?
Egbert no bacon please.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Egg!
Egg who?
Egg-stremely cold waiting for you to open the door!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Egypt!
Egypt who?
Egypt a bit off my best china plate
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Eight!
Eight who?
Eight me out of house and home.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Eileen!
Eileen who?
Eileen over backwards to make you happy.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Eileen Don!
Eileen Don who?
Eileen Don your bell and broke it.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Edward!
Edward who?
Edward like to meet you outside the bus station in half an hour.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Eisenhower!
Eisenhower who?
Eisenhower late for school this morning.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Elaine!
Elaine who?
Elaine of the freeway.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Element!
Element who?
Element to tell you that she can’t see you today.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Elephant!
Elephant who?
Elephant a sizes about being a Hollywood star!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Elias!
Elias who?
Elias a terrible thing.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Eliza!
Eliza who?
Eliza wake at night thinking about this door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Elizabeth!
Elizabeth who?
Elizabeth of knowledge is a dangerous thing.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ella!
Ella who?
Ella-vator. Doesn’t that give you a lift?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ella Mann!
Ella Mann who?
Ella Mann-tary, my dear Watson!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ellen!
Ellen who?
Ellen-t you some money, can I have it back?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ellie!
Ellie who?
Ellie Phants never forget!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ellis!
Ellis who?
Ellis before M in the alphabet.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Elsie!
Elsie who?
Elsie you later.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Elton!
Elton who?
Elton old lady to cross he road.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Elvis!
Elvis who?
Elvis-eeing you around soon.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Emile!
Emile who?
Emile fit for a king.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Emma!
Emma who?
Emma new neighbour – come round for tea.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Emma Dunne!
Emma Dunne who?
Emma Dunne talking to you, I have to go.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Emma Freud!
Emma Freud who?
Emma Freud I’ll have to ask you to accompany me to the station.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Emmanuelle!
Emmanuelle who?
Emmanuelle is what I need to programme my video.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Emmett!
Emmett who?
Emmett the back door, not the front.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Enid!
Enid who?
Enid some more pocket money.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Enoch!
Enoch who?
Enoch and Enoch but no one answers the door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Erda!
Erda who?
Erda room please, it’s stuffy.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Erica!
Erica who?
Erica-d the last sweet.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Erin!
Erin who?
Erin your lungs.
Who’s there?
Erna!
Erna who?
Erna living.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ernie!
Ernie who?
Ernie plenty of money, are you?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Eryl!
Eryl who?
Eryl shame you didn’t answer the door earlier.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Eskimo!
Eskimo who?
Eskimo questions and I’ll tell you no lies!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Esme!
Esme who?
Esme shirt tucked in properly?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Essen!
Essen who?
Essen it fun to listen to these jokes?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Esther!
Esther who?
Esther anything I can do for you?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Esther!
Esther who?
Esther bunny.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ethan!
Ethan who?
Ethan me out of house and home.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Etta!
Etta who?
Etta way to do it!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Eugenie!
Eugenie who?
Eugenie from the bottle who will grant me three wishes?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Euripedes!
Euripedes who?
Euripedes trousers and you’ll pay for a new pair.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Europe!
Europe who?
Europe-ning the door too slowly, hurry up!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Europe!
Europe who?
Europe early this morning.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Eva!
Eva who?
Eva you’re deaf or your doorbell isn’t working.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Evadne!
Evadne who?
Evadne snails to eat? They’re horrible.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Evan!
Evan who?
Evan and Earth.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Evans!
Evans who?
Evans about to open up with rain, let me in quick!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Eve!
Eve who?
Eve-anishes without waiting for you to answer the door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Everest!
Everest who?
Everest your feet on a table?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Evie!
Evie who?
Evie thing will be fine.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ewan!
Ewan who?
Ewan and me should go and play.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ewan!
Ewan who?
No, just me!
