Knock Knock
Who’s there?
George!
George who?
George-us lady, give me a kiss.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
George!
George who?
George of the Light Brigade.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gerald!
Gerald who?
Gerald man he played one,
he played knick-knack on my thumb…
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Germaine!
Germaine who?
Germaine you don’t recognize me?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gertie!
Gertie who?
Gertie-sy call.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ghoul!
Ghoul who?
Ghoul posts are necessary for soccer.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gilda!
Gilda who?
Gilda fly that sat on the end of my nose.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ginny!
Ginny who?
Ginny’d anything from the shops?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gino!
Gino who?
Gino me? If so open the door!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Giovanna!
Giovanna who?
Giovanna go to a movie?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Giovanni!
Giovanni who?
Giovanni more biscuits?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Giselle!
Giselle who?
Giselle-gant and very pretty.Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gita!
Gita who?
Gita job.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Giuseppe!
Giuseppe who?
Giuseppe my apology?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gladiola!
Gladiola who?
Gladiola door open for me.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gladys!
Gladys who?
Gladys the weekend, aren’t you?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to bed.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Godfrey.
Godfrey who?
Godfrey tickets to the school disco. Want to come?
Who’s there?
Godunov!
Godunov who?
Godunov to eat.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Goose!
Goose who?
Goose who’s knocking at your door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Goose!
Goose who?
Goose see a doctor, you don’t look well.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gopher!
Gopher who?
Gopher a long walk off a short pier.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gordie!
Gordie who?
Gordie-rectly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grace!
Grace who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grace!
Grace who?
Grace your glasses to our good
friend.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grady!
Grady who?
Grady Expectations.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grammar!
Grammar who?
Grammar is in the old people’s home.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Granny, knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Granny, knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Granny, knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Granny, knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aunt!
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad Granny’s gone?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grub!
Grub who?
Grub hold of my hand and let’s go.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grant!
Grant who?
Grant-stand seats are the best.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grant!
Grant who?
Grant you a wish, what is it?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grape!
Grape who?
Grape suzette.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gravy!
Gravy who?
Gravy Crockett.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gray!
Gray who?
Gray Z about you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Greece!
Greece who?
Greece my palm and I’ll tell you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Greta!
Greta who?
Greta balls of fire.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Greta!
Greta who?
Greta on my nerves.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grimm!
Grimm who?
Grimm and bear it.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Guinevere!
Guinevere who?
Guinevere going to get together?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Guitar!
Guitar who?
Guitar coats will you, it’s raining hard.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gus!
Gus who?
That’s what you’re supposed to do.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gustave!
Gustave who?
Gustave yourself and lose some weight.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Guthrie!
Guthrie who?
Guthrie blind mice.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gutter!
Gutter who?
Gutter get in, it’s snowing out here.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gwen!
Gwen who?
Gwen will I see you again?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gwenna!
Gwenna who?
Gwenna phone rings, answer it.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hacienda!
Hacienda who?
Hacienda the story.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gwyn!
Gwyn who?
Gwyn down the shops, wanna come?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Haifa!
Haifa who?
Haifa cake is better than none.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Haiti!
Haiti who?
Haiti see a good thing go to waste.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hal!
Hal who?
Hal about Eve.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hal!
Hal who?
Hal of a way to run a railroad.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hal!
Hal who?
Hal-lelujah!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Haley!
Haley who?
Haley-en Nation.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Halibut!
Halibut who?
Halibut letting me in on the secret?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Halifax!
Halifax who?
Halifax you if you fax me.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hallie!
Hallie who?
Hallie-tosis, your breath stinks!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hammond!
Hammond who?
Hammond cheese on toast, please.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Handel!
Handel who?
Handel with care.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Handsome!
Handsome who?
Handsome chips through the letterbox and I’ll tell you more!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hank!
Hank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hannah!
Hannah who?
Hannah clothes out to dry.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hannah!
Hannah who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hansel!
Hansel who?
Hansel freeze out here, let me in!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hardy!
Hardy who?
Hardy recognized you, have you had a haircut?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harlow!
Harlow who?
Harlow can you get?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harmon!
Harmon who?
Harmon on your side.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harmon!
Harmon who?
Harmon animals is very cruel.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harmony!
Harmony who?
Harmony knock knock jokes do you expect me to know?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harp!
Harp who?
Harp the Herald Angels Sing.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harold!
Harold who?
Harold do you think I am?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harriet!
Harriet who?
Harriet all my lunch, I’m starving!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harriet!
Harriet who?
Harriet up, I’ve been standing here for ages!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harris!
Harris who?
Harris nice to have on the top of your head.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up and answer this door!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry you been?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harv!
Harv who?
Harv you lonesome tonight?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harvey!
Harvey who?
Harvey going to play this game forever?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hatch!
Hatch who?
Bless you, do you have a cold?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Havana!
Havana who?
Havana a wonderful time, wish you were here!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Havelock!
Havelock who?
Havelock put on your door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hawaii who?
Hawaii getting on?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hawaii!
Hawaii who?
Fine, until you kept asking me questions!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Haydn!
Haydn who?
Haydn in this cupboard is boring.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hazel!
Hazel who?
Hazel mean that you can’t see far.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heart!
Heart who?
Heart to hear you, speak louder.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heather!
Heather who?
Heather fallen in love with someone you shouldn’t have fallen in love with?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heaven!
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you for a long time.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heavy!
Heavy who?
Heavy ever been to New York?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hedda!
Hedda who?
Hedda ball in goal.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heddy!
Heddy who?
Heddy-thing but the kitchen sink.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heidi Clare!
Heidi Clare who?
Heidi Clare war on you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heifer!
Heifer who?
Heifer heard so many jokes!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heifer!
Heifer who?
Heifer cow is better than none.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Helen!
Helen who?
Helen Earth.
Henrietta!
Henrietta who?
Henrietta whole cake and now he feels sick.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hepburn!
Hepburn who?
Hepburn and indigestion.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Herman!
Herman who?
Herman dry.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Herman!
Herman who?
Herman is handsome.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hester!
Hester who?
Hester la vista, baby!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heywood, Hugh, Harry!
Heywood, Hugh, Harry who?
Heywood Hugh Harry up and open this door?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hi!
Hi who?
Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to work we go.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hiawatha!
Hiawatha who?
Hiawatha very bad this
morning, but it’s supposed to brighten up later.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hijack!
Hijack who?
Hijack, how’s Jill?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hip!
Hip who?
Hip-popotamus.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hiram!
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hobbit!
Hobbit who?
Hobbit letting me in then?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hockey!
Hockey who?
Hockey doesn’t work, so I had to knock.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Holland!
Holland who?
Holland you going to make me wait out here?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hollis!
Hollis who?
Hollis forgiven, come back home.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Holly!
Holly who?
Holly absence of door chimes, Batman!
