The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 28
What’s pink and close to silver? The Lone Ranger’s bum. Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He’s all right now. How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table. What were Tarzan’s last words? Who greased the vine! Where did the sick ship go? To the dock. Who gets the sack the minute they start work? A postman. What does a king do when he burps? He issues a royal pardon. You are sitting in a pitch dark car. The doors and windows are shut and all you have is a chisel and a saw. How do you get out? Open the door. What goes zzub, zzub, zzub? A bee flying backwards. What is yellow and stupid? Thick custard. What is black and white and has sixteen wheels? A zebra on roller skates. What did the big telephone say to the little telephone? You’re too young to be engaged. What did the big chimney say to the small chimney? You’re too young to smoke. What did the penc…
