The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 22
Knock Knock Who’s there? Holmes! Holmes who? Holmes is where the heart is. Knock Knock Who’s there? Homer! Homer who? Homer-nee times must I ask you to open this door? Knock Knock Who’s there? Honda! Honda who? Honda the boardwalk. Knock Knock Who’s there? Honeydew! Honeydew who? Honeydew you want to come out tonight? Knock Knock Who’s there? Horace! Horace who? Horace-scopes can be fun. Knock Knock Who’s there? Horatio! Horatio who? Horatio to the end of the street. Knock Knock Who’s there? Hosanna! Hosanna who? Hosanna Claus gets down the chimney I’ll never know! Knock Knock Who’s there? Hoss! Hoss who? Hoss under the collar. Knock Knock Who’s there? House! House who? I’m fine thank you, how are you? Knock Knock Who’s there? Howard! Howard who? Howard I know? Knock Knock Who’s there? Howard! Howard who? Howard you know unless you open the door? Knock Knock Who’s there? Howard! Howard who? Howard you like to stand out here in the cold while some idiot keeps asking who’s there? Knock Knock Who’s there? Howard! Howard who? Howard can it be to guess…
