The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 17
Knock Knock Who’s there? Axl! Axl who? Axl me nicely and I might just tell you! Knock Knock Who’s there? Ayatollah! Ayatollah who? Ayatollah you already! Knock Knock Who’s there? Bab! Bab who? Bab Boon is a real ape. Knock Knock Who’s there? Baby Owl! Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, maybe I won’t. Knock Knock Who’s there? Bach! Bach who? Bach to school. Knock Knock Who’s there? Bacon! Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday. Knock Knock Who’s there? Baloney! Baloney who? Baloney chase you if you’re a matador. Knock Knock Who’s there? Banana! Banana who? Banana split so ice creamed. Knock knock Who’s there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? Knock Knock Who’s there? Barack! Barack who? Barack-uda bit off my fingers when I went fishing. Knock Knock Who’s there? Barack! Barack who? Baracks are where soldiers live. Knock Knock Who’s there? Barbara! Barbara who? Barbara black sheep, have you any wool? Knock Knock Who’s there? Bark! Bark who? …
