Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Carrie!
Carrie who?
Carrie the bags into the house please.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cash!
Cash who?
I didn’t realize you were some kind of nut!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cassie!
Cassie who?
Cassie the wood for the trees.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cat!
Cat who?
Cat you just open this door?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Catsup!
Catsup who?
Catsup on the roof, do you want me to go and fetch him?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cattle!
Cattle always purr when you stroke her.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cauliflower!
Cauliflower who?
Cauliflower by any other name and it’s still a daisy.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cecile!
Cecile who?
Cecile the windows. There’s a monster out there!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Celeste!
Celeste who?
Celeste time I lend you money.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cellar!
Cellar who?
Cellar car, it can’t be repaired.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chad!
Chad who?
Chad to make your acquaintance.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chair!
Chair who?
Chair you go again, asking more questions!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Checkmate!
Checkmate who?
Checkmate bounce if you don’t have money in the bank.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cheese!
Cheese who?
Cheese a jolly good fellow.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cherry!
Cherry who?
Cherry-o, see you later!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chest!
Chest who?
Chest-nuts for sale.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chester!
Chester who?
Chester minute, don’t you recognize me?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chesterfield!
Chesterfield who?
Chesterfield full of cows, nothing else.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chesterfield!
Chesterfield who?
Chesterfield my leg so I slapped him!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chicken!
Chicken who?
Chicken your pockets, I think your keys are there.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chile!
Chile who?
Chile out tonight.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chloe!
Chloe who?
Chloe Encounters of the Third Kind.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Choc-ice!
Choc-ice who?
Choc-ice into this glass would you please?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chocs!
Chocs who?
Chocs away!
Who’s there?
Abby!
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you, Abby birthday to you…
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abe!
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H...
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abel!
Abel who?
Abel to see you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abel!
Abel who?
Abel seaman.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abyssinia!
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia when I get back.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ada!
Ada who?
Ada burger for lunch.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Adair!
Adair who?
Adair once but I’m bald now.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Adam!
Adam who?
Adam up and tell me the total.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Adam!
Adam who?
Adam will burst any minute now.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Adder!
Adder who?
Adder you get in here?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Adeline!
Adeline who?
Adeline extra to the letter.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Adlai!
Adlai who?
Adlai a bet on that.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Adolf!
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Adore!
Adore who?
Adore stands between us, open up!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aesop!
Aesop who?
Aesop I saw a puddy cat.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Agatha!
Agatha who?
Agatha headache.
Do you have an aspirin?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ahab!
Ahab who?
Ahab to go to the toilet now, quick open the door!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ahmed!
Ahmed who?
Ahmed a big mistake coming here.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aida!
Aida who?
Aida whole box of chocolate and I feel really sick!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aitch!
Aitch who?
Bless you!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aladdin!
Aladdin who?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alan!
Alan who?
Alan a day’s work.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Albert!
Albert who?
Albert you don’t know who this is!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Albie!
Albie who?
Albie in the kitchen if you need me.
Who’s there?
Alda!
Alda who?
Alda time you knew who it was.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aldo!
Aldo who?
Aldo anywhere with you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aldous!
Aldous who?
Aldous who want to leave the room, put your hand up.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec-tricity.
Isn’t that a shock?!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec coffee, but I don’t like tea.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aled!
Aled who?
Aled the ball if you throw it to me.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aleta!
Aleta who?
Aleta from the tax man.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aleta!
Aleta who?
Aleta bit of lovin’.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex Plain later.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex the questions round here.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alexander!
Alexander who?
Alexander friend are coming over.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alexia!
Alexia who?
Alexia again to open this door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alf!
Alf who?
Alf all if you don’t catch me!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alfalfa!
Alfalfa who?
Alfalfa you if you fall for me!
Who’s there?
Alfie!
Alfie who?
Alfie you in my dreams.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alfie!
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alfred!
Alfred who?
Alfred of the dark.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alfred!
Alfred who?
Alfred the needle if you sew.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ali!
Ali who?
Ali-luyah, at last you’ve opened the door!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ali!
Ali who?
Ali want to do is have some fun!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alice!
Alice who?
Alice forgiven, please come home.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alison!
Alison who?
Alison to you if you’ll listen to me!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alison!
Alison who?
Alison Wonderland.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alistair!
Alistair who?
Alistairs in this house are broken.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Allied!
Allied who?
Allied, so sue me!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alligator!
Alligator who?
Alligator for her birthday was a card.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Allocate!
Allocate who?
Allocate, how are you dear?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma candy’s gone.
Who’s there?
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma not going to tell you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma-ny knock knock jokes can you take?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Almond!
Almond who?
Almond the side of the law.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Althea!
Althea who?
Althea later, alligator!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alva!
Alva who?
Alva heart.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alvin!
Alvin who?
Alvin zis competition - just vait and see!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alvin!
Alvin who?
Alvin a great time, how about you?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amahl!
Amahl who?
Amahl shook up.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amana!
Amana who?
Amana bad mood.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amanda!
Amanda who?
Amanda-rin orange.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amanda!
Amanda who?
Amanda the table.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amanda!
Amanda who?
Amanda fix the television.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amaso!
Amaso who?
Amaso sorry you don’t remember me.
Who’s there?
Amazon!
Amazon who?
Amazon of a doctor. What does your father do?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amber!
Amber who?
Amber-sting to come in.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amelia!
Amelia who?
Amelia a package last week - did you get it?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amin!
Amin who?
Amin thing to do.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ammon!
Ammon who?
Ammon old hand at picking locks.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amory!
Amory who?
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amos!
Amos who?
Amos-quito.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ammonia!
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little boy who can’t reach the doorbell.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amour!
Amour who?
Amour you eat, the more you want.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amsterdam!
Amsterdam who?
Amsterdam is like strawberry jam, but made from hamsters!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amsterdam!
Amsterdam hungry I could eat a horse!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amy!
Amy who?
Amy for the top.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amy!
Amy who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
An author!
An author who?
An author joke like this and
I’m off!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anais!
Anais who?
Anais cup of tea!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anatole!
Anatole who?
Anatole me you’d keep asking questions!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anderson!
Anderson who?
Anderson and daughter came too.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Andrew!
Andrew who?
Andrew all over the wall, and she’s in big trouble!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Andy!
Andy who?
Andy little gadgets to have, door knockers.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Andy!
Andy who?
Andy call it puppy love…
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita you like I need a hole in the head!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita use your bathroom!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anka!
Anka who?
Anka the ship.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ann!
Ann who?
Ann-onymous.
Who’s there?
Ann!
Ann who?
Ann Tarctic.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna-ther brick in the wall.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna other thing, how many times do I have to knock on this door before you open it?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Annabel!
Annabel who?
Annabel would be useful on this door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anne!
Anne who?
Anne apple just fell on my head.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anne Dover!
Anne Dover who?
Anne Dover your money!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Annetta!
Annetta who?
Annetta joke like that and I’ll never visit you again!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Annette!
Annette who?
Annette curtain looks good in the window.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Annie!
Annie who?
Annie-versary.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Annie!
Annie who?
Annie one you like!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anya!
Anya who?
Anya best behaviour.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Apple!
Apple who?
Apple your hair if you don’t let me in!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Arbus!
Arbus who?
Arbus leaves in five minutes.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aretha!
Aretha who?
Aretha flowers.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Argo!
Argo who?
Argo down to the shops.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aries!
Aries who?
Aries a reason why I talk this way.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Arizona!
Arizona who?
Arizona room for one of us in this town.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Armenia!
Armenia who?
Armenia every word I say.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Arnie!
Arnie who!
Arnie body home?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Arnold!
Arnold who?
Arnold friend you haven’t seen for years.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Arthur!
Arthur who?
Arthur-t you weren’t home.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Arthur!
Arthur who?
Arthur-mometer is good for measuring the temperature.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Arthur!
Arthur who?
Arthur any more biscuits in the jar?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Artichoke!
Artichoke who?
Artichoked when he swallowed his yo-yo.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Asia!
Asia who?
Asia sister in?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Asia!
Asia who?
Asia matter of fact I can’t remember!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Athena!
Athena who?
Athena reindeer landing on your roof!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Atlas!
Atlas who?
Atlas it’s the weekend!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Attila!
Attila who?
Attila no lies!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Augusta!
Augusta who?
Augusta wind will blow the house away.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aunt Lou!
Aunt Lou who?
Aunt Lou tired of answering this door?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aurora!
Aurora who?
Aurora’s just come from a big tiger.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Austin!
Austin who?
Austin corrected.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Auto!
Auto who?
Auto know, but I’ve forgotten!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ava!
Ava who?
Ava good mind to go away now.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Avenue!
Avenue who?
Avenue learned my name yet?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Avery!
Avery who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Avon!
Avon who?
Avon you to come and open this door!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Avon who?
Avon to get in!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Avocado!
Avocado who?
Avocado cold.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Axl!
Axl who?
Axl me nicely and I might just tell you!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ayatollah!
Ayatollah who?
Ayatollah you already!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bab!
Bab who?
Bab Boon is a real ape.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Baby Owl!
Baby Owl who?
Baby Owl see you later, maybe I won’t.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bach!
Bach who?
Bach to school.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bacon!
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Baloney!
Baloney who?
Baloney chase you if you’re a matador.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Banana split so ice creamed.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Barack!
Barack who?
Barack-uda bit off my fingers when I went fishing.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Barack!
Barack who?
Baracks are where soldiers live.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Barbara!
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bark!
Bark who?
Bark your car on the drive.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Baron!
Baron who?
Baron mind who you’re talking to.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Barry!
Barry who?
Barry the treasure where no one will find it.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bart!
Bart who?
Bart-enders serve drinks!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bashful!
Bashful who?
I can’t tell you, I’m so embarrassed.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bat!
Bat who?
Bat you’ll never guess!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bea!
Bea who?
Bea-cause I’m worth it.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bea!
Bea who?
Bea-t your head against a wall.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bean!
Bean who?
Bean working very hard today.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Beaver E!
Beaver E who?
Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Becca!
Becca who?
Becca the bus is the best place to sit.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Beck!
Beck who?
Beck-fast of champions.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bee!
Bee who?
Bee quiet.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me, but I just forgot the joke.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Beezer!
Beezer who?
Beezer black and yellow and make honey.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Beggar!
Beggar who?
Beggar you don’t know.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Beirut!
Beirut who?
Beirut force.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Belinda!
Belinda who?
Belinda church steeple.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Belize!
Belize who?
Belize yourself then.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella bottom trousers.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella the ball.
Who’s there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella not work so I knock on the door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bellows!
Bellows who?
Bellows me some money, can I have it please?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ben!
Ben who?
Ben knocking on this door all morning.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ben and Anna!
Ben and Anna who?
Ben and Anna split.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ben Hur!
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur an hour – let me in!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Benjamin!
Benjamin who?
Benjamin the blues.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Benny!
Benny who?
Benny thing happening?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bera!
Bera who?
Bera necessity.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Berlin!
Berlin who?
Berlin the water for my hard-boiled eggs.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bernadette!
Bernadette who?
Bernadette all my dinner and now I’m starving.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bertha!
Bertha who?
Bertha-day greetings.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Beth!
Beth who?
Beth wisheth, thweetie.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bethany!
Bethany who?
Bethany thing you like you weren’t expecting me!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bettina!
Bettina who?
Bettina minute you’ll open this door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Betty!
Betty who?
Betty doesn’t know who I am!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Betty!
Betty who?
Betty things to do than stand here, you know!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bhuton!
Bhuton who?
Bhuton the other foot.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bill!
Bill who?
Bill a better mousetrap and you’ll catch more mice.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bingo!
Bingo who?
Bingo-ing to come and see you for ages.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bjork!
Bjork who?
Bjork in the USSR.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bjorn!
Bjorn who?
Bjorn in the USA.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bless!
Bless who?
I didn’t sneeze.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Blue!
Blue who?
Blue away with the wind.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Blur!
Blur who?
Blur, it’s cold and wet out here!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bolivia!
Bolivia who?
Bolivia me, I know what I’m talking about.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s only a joke!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Boris!
Boris who?
Boris with more knock knock jokes.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Brad!
Brad who?
Brad news I’m afraid.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Brazil!
Brazil who?
Brazil support a woman’s chest.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Brendan!
Brendan who?
Brendan an ear to what I have to say.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bride!
Bride who?
Bride and Prejudice.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bryn!
Bryn who?
Bryn waiting for you to answer the door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Buckle!
Buckle who?
Buckle get you a drink but not much else.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bud!
Bud who?
Bud, sweat and tears.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Buddha!
Buddha who?
Buddha this slice of bread for me.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Buddy!
Buddy who?
Buddy-fingers.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bullet!
Bullet who?
Bullet all the hay and now he’s got nowhere to sleep.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bunny!
Bunny who?
Bunny thing is, I’ve forgotten now!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Burton!
Burton who?
Burton the hand is worth two in the bush.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Buster!
Buster who?
Buster tire, can I use your phone?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Buster!
Buster who?
Buster the leisure centre, please.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Butch!
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Butcher!
Butcher who?
Butcher left leg in, your left leg out…
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Butter!
Butter who?
Butter bring an umbrella, it looks like it might rain.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Button!
Button who?
Button in is not polite.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Byron!
Byron who?
Byron a new suit.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Caesar!
Caesar who?
Caesar quickly before she gets away!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Caesar!
Caesar who?
Caesar jolly good fellow!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cain!
Cain who?
Cain you tell?
Knock Knock
Caitlin!
Caitlin who?
Caitlin you my trainers tonight, I’m wearing them.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Callas!
Callas who?
Callas should be removed by a chiropodist.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Candice!
Candice who?
Candice get any better?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Candice!
Candice who?
Candice taste real good.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Candy!
Candy who?
Candy cow jump over the moon?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cannelloni!
Cannelloni who?
Cannelloni some money until next week?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Canoe!
Canoe who?
Canoe open this door?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Canon!
Canon who?
Canon open the door then!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cantaloupe!
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe with you tonight!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Canter!
Canter who?
Canter sister come out to play?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cargo!
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Carl!
Carl who?
Carl get you there quicker than if you walk.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Carlene!
Carlene who?
Carlene against that wall?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Carlo!
Carlo who?
Carlo-ad of junk.
Who’s there?
Carlo!
Carlo who?
Carlo because the jack ain’t working.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Carlotta!
Carlotta who?
Carlotta trouble when it breaks down.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Carmen!
Carmen who?
Carmen get it!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cassette!
Cassette who?
Cassette your dinner, I’m sorry.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Carol!
Carol who?
Carol go if you turn the ignition key.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Carrie!
Carrie who?
Carrie the bags into the house please.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cash!
Cash who?
I didn’t realize you were some kind of nut!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cassie!
Cassie who?
Cassie the wood for the trees.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cat!
Cat who?
Cat you just open this door?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Catsup!
Catsup who?
Catsup on the roof, do you want me to go and fetch him?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cattle!
Cattle always purr when you stroke her.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cauliflower!
Cauliflower who?
Cauliflower by any other name and it’s still a daisy.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cecile!
Cecile who?
Cecile the windows. There’s a monster out there!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Celeste!
Celeste who?
Celeste time I lend you money.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cellar!
Cellar who?
Cellar car, it can’t be repaired.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chad!
Chad who?
Chad to make your acquaintance.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chair!
Chair who?
Chair you go again, asking more questions!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Checkmate!
Checkmate who?
Checkmate bounce if you don’t have money in the bank.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cheese!
Cheese who?
Cheese a jolly good fellow.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cherry!
Cherry who?
Cherry-o, see you later!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chest!
Chest who?
Chest-nuts for sale.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chester!
Chester who?
Chester minute, don’t you recognize me?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chesterfield!
Chesterfield who?
Chesterfield full of cows, nothing else.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chesterfield!
Chesterfield who?
Chesterfield my leg so I slapped him!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chicken!
Chicken who?
Chicken your pockets, I think your keys are there.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chile!
Chile who?
Chile out tonight.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chloe!
Chloe who?
Chloe Encounters of the Third Kind.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Choc-ice!
Choc-ice who?
Choc-ice into this glass would you please?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chocs!
Chocs who?
Chocs away!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chuck!
Chuck who?
Chuck and see if the door is locked
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chuck!
Chuck who?
Chuck and see if the door is locked.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chopin!
Chopin who?
Chopin at the supermarket.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chow Mein!
Chow Mein who?
Chow Mein to meet you my dear!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chuck!
Chuck who?
Chuck in a sandwich for lunch.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Churchill!
Churchill who?
Churchill be the best place for a wedding.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cindy!
Cindy who?
Cindy next one in please.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Clara!
Clara who?
Clara space on the table.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Clare!
Clare who?
Clare your throat before you speak.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Clarence!
Clarence who?
Clarence sale.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Clarkson!
Clarkson who?
Clarkson watches tell the time.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Clive!
Clive who?
Clive every mountain, ford every stream.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Closure!
Closure who?
Closure mouth when you eat.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Clothesline!
Clothesline who?
Clothesline all over the floor end up creased.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cod!
Cod who?
Cod red-handed.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cohen!
Cohen who?
Cohen the back door please.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Colin!
Colin who?
Colin and see me on your way home.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Colleen!
Colleen who?
Colleen up your room, it’s filthy.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cologne!
Cologne who?
Cologne Ranger.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cole!
Cole who?
Cole as a cucumber.
Who’s there?
Comb!
Comb who?
Comb on down and I’ll tell you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Conan!
Conan who?
Conan wafers go well with ice cream.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Conga!
Conga who?
Conga on meeting like this.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Constance Norah!
Constance Norah who?
Constance Norah makes it difficult to sleep.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Consumption!
Consumption who?
Consumption be done about all these knock knock jokes?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cook!
Cook who?
I didn’t know you were a bird!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cousin!
Cousin who?
Cousin stead of opening the door
I’m still stood here!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cosmo!
Cosmo who?
Cosmo trouble than you’re worth.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Courtney!
Courtney who?
Courtney criminals recently?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Courtney Pine!
Courtney Pine who?
Courtney Pine tables, I need a new one!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cows go!
Cows go who?
Cows go moo not who!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cynthia!
Cynthia who?
Cynthia been away I missed you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cymbals!
Cymbals who?
Cymbals have horns and
others don’t.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Custer!
Custer who?
Custer a penny to find out.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Crispin!
Crispin who?
Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cyril!
Cyril who?
Cyril pleasure to meet you again
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Czech!
Czech who?
Czech before you open the door!
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dale!
Dale who?
Dale come if you ask them.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dana!
Dana who?
Dana talk with your mouth full.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dancer!
Dancer who?
Dancer is simple, it’s me!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Danielle!
Danielle who?
Danielle so loud, I heard you the first time!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Danny!
Danny who?
Danny-body home?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Danzig!
Danzig who?
Danzig in the streets.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Darius!
Darius who?
Darius a lot I have to tell you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Darren!
Darren who?
Darren people go skydiving.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Daryl!
Daryl who?
Daryl never be another you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Datsun!
Datsun who?
Datsun old joke.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Daughter!
Daughter who?
Daughter be a law against such bad jokes!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dave!
Dave who?
Dave-andalised our home!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
David!
David who?
David the doorbell, so I had to knock.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dawn!
Dawn who?
Dawn leave me out here in the cold.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Deanna!
Deanna who?
Deanna-mals are restless so open the cage.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Deanne!
Deanne-swer my friend, is blowin’ in the wind.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Debbie!
Debbie who?
Debbie or not to be, that is the question!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Deceit!
Deceit who?
Deceit of your trousers looks wet.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dee!
Dee who?
Dee doorbell doesn’t appear to be working.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Deepak!
Deepak who?
Deepak of cookies is in the jar.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Delia!
Delia who?
Delia cards and we’ll play snap.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Della!
Della who?
Della-catessen.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Delores!
Delores who?
Delores is on the side of the good guys.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Delta!
Delta who?
Delta great hand of cards.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Demi!
Demi who?
Demi why, I don’t liken Mondays.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
De Niro!
De Niro who?
De Niro I am to you, the more I like you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Denise!
Denise who?
Denise are above your ankles.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dennis!
Dennis who?
Dennis must be the right house?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dennis!
Dennis who?
Dennis anyone?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Depp!
Depp who?
Depp inside.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Derek!
Derek who?
Derek of the ship is a big tourist attraction.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dermot!
Dermot who?
Dermot may be a way to get you to open this door.
Who’s there?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
Daisy plays, nights he sleeps.
.
