The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 9
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework? A firequacker. What do you call a crate of ducks? A box of quackers. How do you turn a duck into a soul artist? Put it in the oven until its Bill Withers. What says “quick quick”? A duck with hiccups. Where would you find a duck with no legs? Where you left it. What happens to ducks before they grow up? They grow down. What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn. How do you make a domestic duck wild? Pull its feathers. What was the Ugly Duckling after it was five days old? A six-day-old Ugly Duckling! Which side of the Ugly Duckling has the most feathers? The outside! Why did the Ugly Duckling’s parents fly south for the winter? Because it was too far to walk! How do you start a book about ducks? With an intro-duck-tion. A duck walked into a chemist and said, “Give me some chap stick.” “That’s three dollars,” said the chemist. The duck said, “Put it on my bill please.” Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat …
