The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 12
Why was the burger thrown out of the army? He couldn’t pass mustard. A slice of cheese and a slice of ham were talking in a café, knowing that they would soon be made into a cheese sandwich and a ham roll respectively. The slice of cheese was sweating at the prospect. “Any moment now I’ll be the filling in a sandwich and a huge pair of teeth will sink into me. It’s too awful to contemplate.” “It doesn’t worry me,” said the slice of ham. “Nothing can touch me. I’m on a roll.” How do you make soup golden? Add twenty-four carrots. If there were no food left, what could people do? Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams. Why was the convict not allowed his favourite vegetable at dinner? The jailer told him, “No peas for the wicked.” What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli. Which fruit stays up late to study for exams? A cramberry. Which dessert was ruined at the Battle of the Little Big Horn? General Custard. What ca…
