The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 18
Knock Knock Who’s there? Carrie! Carrie who? Carrie the bags into the house please. Knock Knock Who’s there? Cash! Cash who? I didn’t realize you were some kind of nut! Knock Knock Who’s there? Cassie! Cassie who? Cassie the wood for the trees. Knock Knock Who’s there? Cat! Cat who? Cat you just open this door? Knock Knock Who’s there? Catsup! Catsup who? Catsup on the roof, do you want me to go and fetch him? Knock Knock Who’s there? Cattle! Cattle who? Cattle always purr when you stroke her. Knock Knock Who’s there? Cauliflower! Cauliflower who? Cauliflower by any other name and it’s still a daisy. Knock Knock Who’s there? Cecile! Cecile who? Cecile the windows. There’s a monster out there! Knock Knock Who’s there? Celeste! Celeste who? Celeste time I lend you money. Knock Knock Who’s there? Cellar! Cellar who? Cellar car, it can’t be repaired. Knock Knock Who’s there? Chad! Chad who? Chad to make your acquaintance. Knock Knock Who’s there?
