Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Axl!
Axl who?
Axl me nicely and I might just tell you!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ayatollah!
Ayatollah who?
Ayatollah you already!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bab!
Bab who?
Bab Boon is a real ape.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Baby Owl!
Baby Owl who?
Baby Owl see you later, maybe I won’t.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bach!
Bach who?
Bach to school.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bacon!
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Baloney!
Baloney who?
Baloney chase you if you’re a matador.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Banana split so ice creamed.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Barack!
Barack who?
Barack-uda bit off my fingers when I went fishing.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Barack!
Barack who?
Baracks are where soldiers live.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Barbara!
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bark!
Bark who?
Bark your car on the drive.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Baron!
Baron who?
Baron mind who you’re talking to.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Barry!
Barry who?
Barry the treasure where no one will find it.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bart!
Bart who?
Bart-enders serve drinks!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bashful!
Bashful who?
I can’t tell you, I’m so embarrassed.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bat!
Bat who?
Bat you’ll never guess!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bea!
Bea who?
Bea-cause I’m worth it.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bea!
Bea who?
Bea-t your head against a wall.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bean!
Bean who?
Bean working very hard today.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Beaver E!
Beaver E who?
Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Becca!
Becca who?
Becca the bus is the best place to sit.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Beck!
Beck who?
Beck-fast of champions.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me, but I just forgot the joke.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Beezer!
Beezer who?
Beezer black and yellow and make honey.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Beggar!
Beggar who?
Beggar you don’t know.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Beirut!
Beirut who?
Beirut force.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Belinda!
Belinda who?
Belinda church steeple.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Belize!
Belize who?
Belize yourself then.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella bottom trousers.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella the ball.
Who’s there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella not work so I knock on the door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bellows!
Bellows who?
Bellows me some money, can I have it please?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ben!
Ben who?
Ben knocking on this door all morning.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ben and Anna!
Ben and Anna who?
Ben and Anna split.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ben Hur!
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur an hour – let me in!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Benjamin!
Benjamin who?
Benjamin the blues.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Benny!
Benny who?
Benny thing happening?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bera!
Bera who?
Bera necessity.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Berlin!
Berlin who?
Berlin the water for my hard-boiled eggs.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bernadette!
Bernadette who?
Bernadette all my dinner and now I’m starving.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bertha!
Bertha who?
Bertha-day greetings.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Beth!
Beth who?
Beth wisheth, thweetie.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bethany!
Bethany who?
Bethany thing you like you weren’t expecting me!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bettina!
Bettina who?
Bettina minute you’ll open this door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Betty!
Betty who?
Betty doesn’t know who I am!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Betty!
Betty who?
Betty things to do than stand here, you know!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bhuton!
Bhuton who?
Bhuton the other foot.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bill!
Bill who?
Bill a better mousetrap and you’ll catch more mice.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bingo!
Bingo who?
Bingo-ing to come and see you for ages.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bjork!
Bjork who?
Bjork in the USSR.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bjorn!
Bjorn who?
Bjorn in the USA.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bless!
Bless who?
I didn’t sneeze.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Blue!
Blue who?
Blue away with the wind.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Blur!
Blur who?
Blur, it’s cold and wet out here!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bolivia!
Bolivia who?
Bolivia me, I know what I’m talking about.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s only a joke!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Boris!
Boris who?
Boris with more knock knock jokes.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Brad!
Brad who?
Brad news I’m afraid.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Brazil!
Brazil who?
Brazil support a woman’s chest.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Brendan!
Brendan who?
Brendan an ear to what I have to say.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bride!
Bride who?
Bride and Prejudice.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bryn!
Bryn who?
Bryn waiting for you to answer the door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Buckle!
Buckle who?
Buckle get you a drink but not much else.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bud!
Bud who?
Bud, sweat and tears.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Buddy!
Buddy who?
Buddy-fingers.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bullet!
Bullet who?
Bullet all the hay and now he’s got nowhere to sleep.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bunny!
Bunny who?
Bunny thing is, I’ve forgotten now!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Burton!
Burton who?
Burton the hand is worth two in the bush.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Buster!
Buster who?
Buster tire, can I use your phone?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Buster!
Buster who?
Buster the leisure centre, please.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Butch!
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Butcher!
Butcher who?
Butcher left leg in, your left leg out…
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Butter!
Butter who?
Butter bring an umbrella, it looks like it might rain.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Button!
Button who?
Button in is not polite.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Byron!
Byron who?
Byron a new suit.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Caesar!
Caesar who?
Caesar quickly before she gets away!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Caesar!
Caesar who?
Caesar jolly good fellow!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cain!
Cain who?
Cain you tell?
Knock Knock
Caitlin!
Caitlin who?
Caitlin you my trainers tonight, I’m wearing them.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Callas!
Callas who?
Callas should be removed by a chiropodist.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Candice!
Candice who?
Candice get any better?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Candice!
Candice who?
Candice taste real good.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Candy!
Candy who?
Candy cow jump over the moon?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cannelloni!
Cannelloni who?
Cannelloni some money until next week?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Canoe!
Canoe who?
Canoe open this door?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Canon!
Canon who?
Canon open the door then!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cantaloupe!
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe with you tonight!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Canter!
Canter who?
Canter sister come out to play?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cargo!
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Carl!
Carl who?
Carl get you there quicker than if you walk.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Carlene!
Carlene who?
Carlene against that wall?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Carlo!
Carlo who?
Carlo-ad of junk.
Who’s there?
Carlo!
Carlo who?
Carlo because the jack ain’t working.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Carlotta!
Carlotta who?
Carlotta trouble when it breaks down.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Carmen!
Carmen who?
Carmen get it!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Carol!
Carol who?
Carol go if you turn the ignition key.
