The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 24
Knock Knock Who’s there? Klaus! Klaus who? Klaus this door will you. Knock Knock Who’s there? Knock, knock! Who’s there? Knock, knock! Who’s there? Knock, knock! I’m sorry, but my mother doesn’t allow me to speak to strangers! Knock Knock Who’s there? Kristin! Kristin who? Kristin the baby in church. Knock Knock Who’s there? Kumquat! Kumquat who? Kumquat may we’ll always be friends. Knock Knock Who’s there? Kurt! Kurt who? Kurt along the dotted line. Knock Knock Who’s there? Kyle! Kyle who? Kyle be good if you let me in. Knock Knock Who’s there? Kylie! Kylie who? Kylie contagious, so keep away! Knock Knock Who’s there? Lacey! Lacey who? Lacey people can’t be bothered to answer the door. Knock Knock Who’s there? Lady! Lady who? Lady law down. Knock Knock Who’s there? Lara! Lara who? Lara lara laughs in Liverpool. Knock Knock Who’s there? Larry! Larry who? Larry Krishna.
