Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Marcia!
Marcia who?
Marcia glad I stopped by?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Marcus!
Marcus who?
Marcus a book in the Bible.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Margo!
Margo who?
Margo and fetch Pa off the roof, his ladder just broke.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Marie!
Marie who?
Marie flexes aren’t as quick as they used to be.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Marilyn!
Marilyn who?
Marilyn is a state north of Virginia.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Marion!
Marion who?
Marion haste, repent at leisure.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mark!
Mark who?
Mark my words.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mark!
Mark who?
Mark the Herald Angels Sing.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Markus!
Markus who?
Markus down for two tickets will you?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Marmalade!
Marmalade who?
Marmalade me said the little chicken.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mars!
Mars who?
Mars-ays you’ve got to come in now.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Martha!
Martha who?
Martha them up to the top of the hill and then marched them down again.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Martini!
Martini who?
Martini hand is frozen so let me in.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Marv!
Marv who?
Marv-ellous weather we’re having.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mary!
Mary who?
Mary Christmas.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mata!
Mata who?
Mata of life and death.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Matt!
Matt who?
Matt as a hatter.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Matthew!
Matthew who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mata Hari!
Mata Hari who?
Mata Hari or we will miss the train.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Matthew!
Matthew who?
Matthew need help with but you’re good at English.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Maude!
Maude who?
Maude at the end of the marina.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Maude!
Maude who?
Maude-n my job is worth.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Maura!
Maura who?
Maura these jokes and I’m
going home.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mauve!
Mauve who?
Mauve over.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mavis!
Mavis who?
Mavis be the last time I knock on this door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Max!
Max who?
Max-imum security needed around here.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Max!
Max who?
Max no difference. Open the door!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Maxie!
Maxie who?
Maxie-mum.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Maxine!
Maxine who?
Maxine the wave, dude.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Maxwell!
Maxwell who?
Maxwell call later if you’re not going to answer.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Maya!
Maya who?
Maya best friend?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mayonnaise!
Mayonnaise who?
Mayonnaise have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
McEnroe!
McEnroe who?
McEnroe fast with his own oars.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Me!
Me who?
I didn’t know you had a cat?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Meg!
Meg who?
Meg your bed before you get any breakfast.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Megan!
Megan who?
Megan your mind up.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mel!
Mel who?
Mel-ephant’s trampling all over your lawn.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Meredith!
Meredith who?
Meredith kind of knock knock jokes and I’m leaving.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mercedes!
Mercedes who?
Mercedes your best friend.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Melita!
Melita who?
Melita chickadee.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Meter!
Meter who?
Meter at the bus stop at 6p.m.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mia!
Mia who?
Mia, Mum, will you let me in.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mica!
Mica who?
Mica is double-parked, so hurry up!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mia!
Mia who?
Mia, Mama Mia, Mama Mia, let me go, Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me…
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Michael who?
Michael lock has stopped ticking.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Michael!
Michael who?
Michael beat you up if you don’t open this door!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Michelle!
Michelle who?
Michelle had a big crab inside it.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mick!
Mick who?
Mick a clean break of it.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mickey!
Mickey who?
Mickey is lost so that’s why I’m knocking.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Midas!
Midas who?
Midas well have stayed at home for all you care.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Midas!
Midas who?
Midas be the last knock knock joke?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mike and Angelo!
Mike and Angelo who?
Mike and Angelo’s David is a famous statue.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mike!
Mike who?
Mike kind of girl.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey won’t fit in this lock.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Miles!
Miles who?
Miles away.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Milo!
Milo who?
Milo bed is too uncomfortable.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mimi!
Mimi who?
Mimi b-bike is b-broken.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mimi
Mimi who?
Mimi, me, that’s all you ever talk about.
Who’s there?
Mine!
Mine who?
Mine U Hat just blew away.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Minerva!
Minerva who?
Minerva-s wrecked from all these questions.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Miniature!
Miniature who?
Miniature open the door, I’ll tell you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Minnesota!
Minnesota who?
Minnesota old bike to buy new clothes.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Minnie!
Minnie who?
Minnie-mum.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Minnie!
Minnie who?
Minnie people out here freezing. Open the door!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mint!
Mint who?
Mint to tell you earlier.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mira!
Mira who?
Mira-dio’s broken, can you fix it?.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Miranda!
Miranda who?
Miranda friend want to come in.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mischa!
Mischa who?
Mischa a lot when you’re away.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Miss!
Miss who?
Miss you too!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mistake!
Mistake who?
Mistake a pill if you have a headache.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mister!
Mister who?
Mister last bus home.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Moe!
Moe who?
Moe than you bargained for.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Money!
Money who?
Money is sore since I knocked it on the table leg.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Monkey!
Monkey who?
Monkey won’t fit that’s why I knocked.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Moppet!
Moppet who?
Moppet up before it gets sticky.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Morrie!
Morrie who?
Morrie tries to kiss me the more I run away.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Morris!
Morris who?
Morris in the pot, help yourself.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Morrison!
Morrison who?
Morrison, the more suntan.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Morrissey!
Morrissey who?
Morrissey you the more I want you…
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mort!
Mort who?
Mort to the point, who are you?
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Moscow!
Moscow who?
Moscow home soon.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Moses!
Moses who?
Moses will you come and have tea with us?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Moth!
Moth who?
Moth get mythelf a new key.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mountain!
Mountain who?
Mountain debts.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Moustache!
Moustache who?
Moustache you a question, are you ready?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mozart!
Mozart who?
Mozart is in museums or galleries.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Muffin!
Muffin who?
Muffin the matter with me, how about you?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Murphy!
Murphy who?
Murphy, murphy me.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Murray!
Murray who?
Murray Lee rolling along.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Murray!
Murray who?
Murray me? Not likely!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Musket!
Musket who?
Musket in, it’s urgent.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mustafa!
Mustafa who?
Mustafa pee, I’m dying for
the toilet.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Myth!
Myth who?
Myth you too!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nadia!
Nadia who?
Nadia head if you understand what I’m saying.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nana!
Nana who?
Nana your business.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nancy!
Nancy who?
Nancy a biscuit?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nanny!
Nanny who?
Nanny one at home?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nantucket!
Nantucket who?
Nantucket, but she’ll have to give it back.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Neal!
Neal who?
Neal down and look through the letterbox.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nebraska!
Nebraska who?
Nebraska woman how old she is.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nettie!
Nettie who?
Nettie as a fruitcake
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Noah!
Noah who?
Noah good place to eat?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Noah!
Noah who?
Noah yes, which is it?
Who’s there?
Noah!
Noah who?
Noah body knows the trouble I’ve seen.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Noah!
Noah who?
Noah don’t know who you are either.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nobody!
Nobody who?
Just nobody!
