The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 29
What gets smaller the more you put in it? A hole in the ground. Why is a room full of married people empty? There isn’t a single person in it. If fish lived on land, where would they live? In Finland. If the green house is on the right side of the road, and the red house is on the left side of the road, where is the white house? In Washington, DC. How does Posh Spice keep her husband under control? He’s at her Beckham call. What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison? You can’t wash your hands in a buffalo. If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five? Nine. What causes baldness? Lack of hair. What did one car say to the other? You look familiar. Haven’t we bumped into each other before? What did one faucet say to the other faucet? You’re a big drip. When is it not a good idea to keep your feet on the ground? When you’re putting on pants. What has wheels and flies? A garbage truck. What did one girl calendar say to the other girl calendar? I have more dates than you do. What is it that …
