The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 6
Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad cow disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast. I heard it hit some cows down on the Jones Farm.” The other cow replied, “I’m not worried, it doesn’t affect us ducks.” What did the cow wear to the football game? A jersey. What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk? A milk dud. What do you call a cow that’s just had a baby? De-calfinated. There were three cows – a black cow, a brown cow and a white cow – all grazing on one side of a twelve-lane superhighway. One day, they realized that they were out of grass and thought to themselves how wonderful it would be if only they could get to the other side of the superhighway where there was sure to be plenty of grass. So the black cow had an idea. She walked over to a telephone pole, climbed up it, walked along the line, which spanned the superhighway, climbed down the…
