The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 19
Knock Knock Who’s there? Dewey! Dewey who? Dewey have to keep saying all these jokes? Knock Knock Who’s there? Devlin! Devlin who? Devlin a red dress. Knock Knock Who’s there? Desiree! Desiree who? Desiree of sunshine in my life. Knock Knock Who’s there? Di! Di who? Di Laffin. Knock Knock Who’s there? Diana! Diana who? Diana thirst, can I have some water please? Knock Knock Who’s there? Diego! Diego who? Diego before the B in the alphabet. Knock Knock Who’s there? Diesel! Diesel who? Diesel make you feel better. Knock Knock Who’s there? DiMaggio! DiMaggio who? DiMaggio yourself on a desert island. Knock Knock Who’s there? Dinah! Dinah who? Dinah is served. Knock Knock Who’s there? Dino! Dino who? Dino the answer? Knock Knock Who’s there? Dion! Dion who? Dion to come out and play? Knock Knock Who’s there? Diploma! Diploma who? Diploma to fix the leak. Knock Knock Who’s there? Disaster! Disaster who?
