Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Eyes!
Eyes who?
Eyes got loads more knock knock jokes for you!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Eyeball!
Eyeball who?
Eyeball my eyes out every time you go.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fajita!
Fajita who?
Fajita another thing I’m going to be sick!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fangs!
Fangs who?
Fangs for letting me in.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fanny!
Fanny who?
Fanny body calls, tell them
I’m out.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fanny!
Fanny who?
Fanny the way you keep asking who’s there every time I knock.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fanta!
Fanta who?
Fanta Claus.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Farley!
Farley who?
Farley the leader.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Farmer!
Farmer who?
Farmer people here than there were last year.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Farrah!
Farrah who?
Farrah-nough.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Farrah!
Farrah who?
Farrah a carpenter and you
were a lady…
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fatso!
Fatso who?
Fatso funny about these knock knock jokes?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Faye!
Faye who?
Faye all laughed when your pants fell down.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Faye!
Faye who?
Faye Kearings.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Felicity!
Felicity who?
Felicity getting more polluted every day.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Felipe!
Felipe who?
Felipe bath, I need a wash.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Felix!
Felix who?
Felix-ited about meeting you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Felix!
Felix who?
Felix his ice cream it won’t melt as quickly.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ferdie!
Ferdie who?
Ferdie last time open this door!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ferdinand!
Ferdinand who?
Ferdinand beats two in the bush.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fergie!
Fergie who?
Fergie-dness sake let me in!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ferris who?
Ferris fair, you win.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Few!
Few who?
What can you smell?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fiddle!
Fiddle who?
Fiddle make you happy, I’ll tell you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fiddlestick!
Fiddlestick who?
Fiddlestick out of the bed if the blanket is too short.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fidel!
Fidel who?
Fidel last time open this door!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fido!
Fido who?
Fido known you were coming I’d have left the door open.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fido!
Fido who?
Fido I have to wait here?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fifi!
Fifi who?
Fifi-ling c-cold, let me in.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fish!
Fish who?
Fish-us temper you’ve got, calm down.
kock Knock
Who’s there?
Fiona!
Fiona who?
Fiona of the house, I’ve come to see if you want new windows.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fiona!
Fiona who?
Fiona had something better to do, do you think I’d be knocking on this door?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fish!
Fish who?
Bless you, do you have a cold?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fission!
Fission who?
Fission a bowl are safe from the cat.
Who’s there?
Fitzwilliam!
Fitzwilliam who?
Fitzwilliam better than it fits me.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fizzle!
Fizzle who?
Fizzle make you burp!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Flea!
Flea who?
Flea’s a jolly good fellow.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Flea!
Flea who?
Flea blind mice.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fletcher!
Fletcher who?
Fletcher self go.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fleur!
Fleur who?
Fleur goodness’ sake open the door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Flo!
Flo who?
Flo your candles out on your birthday cake.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Flossie!
Flossie who?
Flossie your teeth everyday.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Flounder!
Flounder who?
Flounder key on the drive, here you go.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Foot!
Foot who?
Foot two cents I’d go away now.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fonda!
Fonda who?
Fonda you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ford!
Ford who?
Ford he’s a jolly good fellow!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Formosa!
Formosa who?
Formosa the summer I was away on vacation.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fossil!
Fossil who?
Fossil last time, open this door!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Foster!
Foster who?
Foster than a speeding bullet.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Four Eggs!
Four Eggs who?
Four Eggs ample.
knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fozzie!
Fozzie who?
Fozzie hundredth time, my name is Nathan!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fran!
Fran who?
Fran away now you’d never
know who was at the door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Frances!
Frances who?
Frances hello.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Francie!
Francie who?
Francie that.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Francis!
Francis who?
Francis where people eat snails and frogs’ legs.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Francoise!
Francoise who?
Francoise once a great empire.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Frank!
Frank who?
Frank you for letting me in!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Franz!
Franz who?
Franz, Romans, Countrymen…
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fred!
Fred who?
Fred I’ve got some bad news.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fred!
Fred who?
Fred Setter is a breed of dog.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Freda!
Freda who?
Freda blinda micea.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Freddie!
Freddie who?
Freddie or not here I come!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Freddie and Abel!
Freddie and Abel who?
Freddie and Abel to do business.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Freighter!
Freighter who?
Freighter open the door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fruit!
Fruit who?
Fruit of all evil.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fudge!
Fudge who?
Fudge up – there’s no room.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Furlong!
Furlong who?
Furlong time I’ve wanted to come and say hello.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Furry!
Furry who?
Furry’s a jolly good fellow!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fuzzy!
Fuzzy who?
Fuzzy sake of old times, open ze door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gail!
Gail who?
Gail of laughter.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gala!
Gala who?
Gala-fornia here I come.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gandhi!
Gandhi who?
Gandhi come out and play?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gary!
Gary who?
Gary on smiling.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gaskills!
Gaskills who?
Gaskills if it’s not turned off.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gay!
Gay who?
Gay Topen, that’s how the cows got out.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gazza!
Gazza who?
Gazza kiss.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gee!
Gee who?
Gee ken John Peel with his coat so gay…?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Geena!
Geena who?
Geena the way to Edinburgh?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gene!
Gene who?
Gene and tonic please, senor.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
General Lee!
General Lee who?
General Lee I don’t mind school dinners.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Geoff!
Geoff who?
Geoff feel like a drink?
