The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 11
What do you call a donkey with three legs? A wonkey. Which Spanish farm animal fought windmills? Donkey Oatey. How do you confuse a stupid farmer? Put three shovels against a wall and tell him to take his pick. What did the farmer say to the barren nanny goat? You must be kidding. A farmer walked into a bank and asked to see the man who arranged the loans. “I’m sorry, sir,” said the cashier. “The loan arranger is out to lunch.” “Can I speak to Tonto then?” asked the farmer. A man owned a small ranch in Texas. The Texas Work Force Commission claimed he was not paying proper wages and sent an agent to interview him. “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” demanded the agent. “Well,” replied the rancher, “there’s my farm hand who’s been with me for three years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for eighteen months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board. Then there’s the half-wit. He works about eighteen hours every day and does …
