The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 8
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower. Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him. What is a dog’s favourite city? New Yorkie. What dog can jump higher than a tree? Any dog can jump higher than a tree. Trees don’t jump. What has two thousand eyes and four thousand feet? A thousand dogs. Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the barking lot. Which gun dogs formed a singing group? The Pointer Sisters. Who is a dog’s favourite comedian? Growlcho Marx. When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what should you do? Take the words right out of his mouth. Where was the dog when the lights went out? In the dark. Why did the dog’s owner think his dog was a great mathematician? When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing. What do you get if you cross a dog with an aeroplane? A jet setter. What composer is the favourite among dogs? Poochini. Two dogs met each other in the street. One dog stopped and said, “My name is Rover. What’s yours?” The …
