The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 2
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well. If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make? Slippers. Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? Because they go around in bunches. A man went into a bar with a banana in his ear. The bartender looked at him suspiciously and said, “Excuse me, do you know you’ve got a banana in your ear?” The man said, “I can’t hear you. I’ve got a banana in my ear.” What’s yellow and goes bzzzzz? An electric banana. What’s yellow and goes slam, slam, slam, slam? A four-door banana. What’s yellow, then green, then yellow, then green? A banana with a night job as a cucumber. First man: My wife went on a special banana diet. Second man: Did she lose weight? First man: No, but she can sure climb trees! Why didn’t the banana snore? It was afraid it would wake up the rest of the bunch. What should you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up. What is yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana. Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing …
