The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 13
What is a frog’s favourite flower? Croak-us. What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog? A croaker spaniel. What is a frog’s favourite game? Croak-et. Why was the frog down in the mouth? He was unhoppy. What do toads drink? Croaka-cola. When is a car like a frog? When it is being toad. What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad? Star Warts. What kind of shoes do frogs like to wear in summer? Open-toad sandals. Where do tadpoles change into frogs? In a croakroom What is green and tough? A frog with a machine gun. Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs? Because her husband spawned her affections. What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart’s new? What do you call a 100-year-old frog? An old croak. What do you get if you cross a frog with some mist? Kermit the Fog. What did one frog say to the other? Time’s fun when you’re having flies! What is white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions? A hot frog. What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on. What goes dot-dot-cro…
