The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 38
Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist extracts it? Because it goes right out of your head. What award does the Dentist of the Year receive? A little plaque. Where does a dentist get gas for his car? At a filling station. Why do dentists seem moody? Because they always looks down in the mouth. What do you call a dentist in the army? A drill sergeant. Why did the boy wear a belt on his teeth? He couldn’t find his braces. What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurty. What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth? Why did the schoolboy bite the dentist? Because he got on his nerves. A man coughed violently, causing his false teeth to shoot across the room and smash into a wall. “Oh dear,” he exclaimed. “What am I going to do? I can’t afford a new set.” “Don’t worry,” said his friend. “My brother will be able to get a set for you.” The next day, the friend came back with a set of false teeth, which fitted the man perfectly. …
