HUMANS ARE THE ONLY CREATURES on this planet who laugh Jokes Book 2 Part 3 KNOCK KNOCK JOKES

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Alison.

Alison who?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter if I keep it a secret!

Knock knock!
Who's there?

Dummy.

Dummy who?

Dummy a favor and be quiet!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Tamara.

Tamara who?

Tamara is Thursday!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Handsome.

Handsome who?

Handsome chips to me, I'm hungry!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke out, I'm going to tell another knock-knock joke!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Throat.
Throat who?
Throat out if it's rotten!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Blue.
Blue who?
Blue away in the wind!

FUN FACT

SANDY CREATIONS

Those drinking glasses you have in the cabinet started out as sand on the beach! Hard to believe, but true. To make glass, sand is heated until it melts. Then the liquid is carefully shaped into glassware for you to drink your lemonade out of.

TRY THIS

An Optical Illusion

Take two magnifying glasses and hold them together, one on top of the other. Look closely at the words on an opened book through both lenses. Now, slowly pull the magnifying glasses toward you. Watch the words get bigger and bigger. If you keep pulling the magnifying glasses toward you, you'll see something strange happen. Suddenly, the words flip. This is because the lenses bent the light rays!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Quill.
Quill who?
Quill you marry me?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny body home?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love in your life?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tom.
Tom who?
Tomcat ate your tongue?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Woody.
Woody who?
Woody want from me?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jeannette.
Jeannette who?
'Jeann-ette has a lot of holes in it!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Harmony

Harmony who?
Harmony more knock knocks do you want to hear?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Faith.
Faith who?
Faith the music!

Words to Know

Shtick: A show-business word that means a comedian's routine. Most comedians have a certain type of act that they do much of the time. Comedians go on tour to do their shtick.

TRY THIS

A Bugalicious Snack

Like insects? This snack is fun to make and even more fun to eat. You'll need some celery, peanut butter, and raisins. Put some peanut butter on the celery sticks, then place the raisins in the peanut butter. You now have ants on a log! Yummy!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al be leaving soon!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Thatcher.
Thatcher who?
Thatcher idea of a knock-knock joke?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Israeli.
Israeli who?
Israeli nice of you to come over!

Rhyme Time

Can you use eight single-syllable words that rhyme with “knock” to describe the actions and things in this picture?

EXTRA FUN: Can you see two other things that can be described using two-syllable words that end in “-ock”?

What's So Funny

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Kent.

Kent who

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Violet.

Violet who?
Violet a good meal go to waste?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Spider.
Spider who?
'Spider everything, I'm still here!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Elaine.
Elaine who?
Elaine on the highway is closed!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Goose.
Goose who?
You goose who! I already know!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hewlett.
Hewlett who?
Hewlett you in the house?

FUN FACT

IT'S ELECTRIC!

Humans aren't the only ones who know how to communicate with each other. Many animals have a way of communicating. Birds chirp, dogs bark, and cats meow. There are some fish out there that have a very interesting way of letting other sea creatures know what's on their minds. About 500 different species of fish use electricity to communicate. A banded knife fish, for example, may scare off an enemy by flashing on and off!

WHO'S THAT KNOCKIN'?

Knock knock!

Who's there?
Paris.
Paris who?
Paris the thought!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Cash whos are yummy!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ray.
Ray who?
Ray-ning all week long!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Turner.
Turner who?
Turner 'round, quick!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Eden.
Eden who?
Eden all the pudding!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Homer.
Homer who?
Homer-run is great if you can hit one!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Plato.
Plato who?
Plato mashed potatoes!

Words to Know

Punch line: A punch line has nothing to do with anyone punching. It is actually the funniest — or punchiest — part of a joke. Usually the punch line comes at the end of the joke. Ever listen to a long joke only to find out that the punch line wasn't so funny after all? That's no fun!

Crazy Criss-Cross

Unscramble each word and fit it into the numbered criss-cross grid. When you are done, read down the shaded column to find the answer to this joke:

Knock, knock. Who's there? Howie. Howie who?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Can't.
Can't who?
Can't elope!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah place to go!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Warren.
Warren who?
Warren earth are you going?

What's am I?

I collect acorns and bury them for cold weather. The problem is, I always forget where I've left them. Sometimes the acorns stay where I left them and grow into trees. I may be gray or black and I've got a bushy tail that makes me irresistible. What am I?

A squirrel

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Salome.
Salome who?
Salome on a sandwich!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Franz.
Franz who?
Franz, Romans, Countrymen!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda off and you could get lost!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Detour.
Detour who?
De-tour will take us to Spain!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sandy.
Sandy who?
Sandy letter to your friend!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ina.
Ina who?
Ina few minutes I'm going to tell you another joke!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper your face, it's dirty!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come over for dinner?

FUN FACT

KEEPING WARM

Ever wonder why certain flowers close up at night? They do this to stay warm. New seeds come from the inside of the flower. It's important that these seeds are protected in spring when nighttime can still be a bit frosty.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Zaire.
Zaire who?
Zaire it goes!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Munich.
Munich who?
Munich me happy!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Grub.
Grub who?
Grub on and hold tight!

What's So Funny

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Bette.

Bette who?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Philip.Philip who?

Philip the tub, I need a bath!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Topic.
Topic who?
Topic a flower would be nice!

Knock Once

Knock, knock.

Beth.

Beth you can't find the one time the work KNOCK is spelled correctly!

Who's there?

Beth who?

Beth you I can!

Words to Know

Jest: Not being serious. Sometimes a jest is a playful remark or a prank. In the Middle Ages, a jester was someone who worked at the king's court to entertain royalty.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun who?
Nun of your business!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Earl.
Earl who?
Earl you can ask for!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Macon.
Macon who?
Macon a sandwich!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hedda.
Hedda who?
Hedda 'nough, I'm leaving!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tail.
Tail who?
Tail everybody!

TRY THIS

A Tasty Experiment

Cut up an apple into four parts and put the slices on a plate. Squeeze lemon juice over two of the four slices and let stand for three hours. When you come back, see what happened. The slices with lemon juice didn't turn brown, but the others did. That's because chemicals in the air turn the apple brown, but other chemicals in the lemon juice stop that from happening

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Accordion.
Accordion who?
Accordion to the weatherman it's going to rain!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nantucket.
Nantucket who?
Nantucket but she said she'd give it back!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
UC.
UC who?
UC what I see!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pea.
Pea who?
Pea U, something smells!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Egypt.
Egypt who?
Egypt you when he sold you a broken watch

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta bad apple

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cecil.
Cecil who?
Cecil-ly jokes are fun!

What's am I?

You may cut me, but I'll grow back. I'm green when I get water and turn brown without it. People walk all over me and sometimes they play sports on me. What am I?

Grass

What's So Funny

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Rita.

Rita who?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Van Gogh.
Van Gogh who?
Van Gogh and get me a cookie!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants who?
Ants in your pants!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Reed.
Reed who?
Reed a newspaper!

Knock knock!
Who's there?

Cohen.
Cohen who?
Cohen around the merry-go-round.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice dinner going to be ready?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots who?
Dots not important!

FUN FACT

IT'S NO COINCIDENCE

Ever notice that some eggs are brown and others are white? Believe it or not, there are many different types of chickens out there. Brown eggs come from red hens and white eggs usually come from White Leghorn chickens. But most amazing is that there are even chickens that lay blue eggs, the Auracana chickens!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Moe.
Moe who?
Moe cake, please!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel needed on the door?

TRY THIS

In Motion

Take a piece of thin cardboard (for example, the side of a cereal box). Decorate it with a nature scene like a garden and a blue sky, or a seascape. Then make a little bird or a boat out of paper, something light that can move easily. Attach a paper clip to the bottom of your movable object. Put your object on the cardboard scene. Then get a magnet. You can move the small object around the cardboard by moving the magnet underneath the cardboard

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Gopher a long walk!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
CD.
CD who?
CD monkey in the cage!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel who?
Weasel while you work!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Guitar.
Guitar who?
Guitar coats before we go outside!

Who Is It?

Collect the letters as you find your way through the maze from START to END. As you read them in order, they will spell the answer to this joke

nock, knock.

Who's there?

Handsome.

Handsome who?

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Blake.

Blake who?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Olin.
Olin who?
Olin a day's work!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dana.
Dana who?
Dana talk with food in your mouth!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe who?
One shoe come over for a while?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Alba.
Alba who?
Alba in the other room!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Termites.
Termites who?
Termites the night!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey won't work, can you open the door?

Words to Know

Side-splitting: Have you ever laughed so hard you thought you'd just bust? That's where the term “side-splitting” comes from. Side-splitting laughter is the type of laughter that takes over your whole body.