Everybody loves a good rhyming song. Though it's easy to rhyme almost every word in the English language, there are exceptions. You'd be hard-pressed to find a word in the English language that rhymes with “orange,” “silver,” or “purple.” (“Burple” doesn't count!)
What's So Funny
Knock knock!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Haydn.
Haydn who?
Haydn-go-seek is fun!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar who?
Omar goodness gracious!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
'Sarah 'nother joke we can tell?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Buster.
Buster who?
Bus-ter the park comes every hour!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Thoreau.
Thoreau who?
Thoreau the ball!
Everybody loves a good rhyming song. Though it's easy to rhyme almost every word in the English language, there are exceptions. You'd be hard-pressed to find a word in the English language that rhymes with “orange,” “silver,” or “purple.” (“Burple” doesn't count!)
What's So Funny
Knock knock!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Haydn.
Haydn who?
Haydn-go-seek is fun!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar who?
Omar goodness gracious!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
'Sarah 'nother joke we can tell?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Buster.
Buster who?
Bus-ter the park comes every hour!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Thoreau.
Thoreau who?
Thoreau the ball!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm fine, Hawaii you?
It's Me!
Fill in the answers to the clues, one letter in each numbered space. Then transfer the letters to the boxes that have the same numbers. When all the boxes are filled in correctly, you will have the answer to this joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley who?
What's am I?
As I grow up I grow down. I travel in groups but stay close to my family. I love to swim, but when the weather turns cold, I fly away. What am I?
A gosling (babygoose)
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?
Thistle be the last time I tell you!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gwen.
Gwen who?
Gwen will I see you again?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Tank goodness you answered the door!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ozzie.
Ozzie who?
Oz-zie you later!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ireland.
Ireland who?
Ire-land you some money for lunch!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Bertha.
Bertha who?
My Bertha-day's just around the corner!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Fish.
Fish who?
Fish-us temper will get you nowhere!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita place to take a nap!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Soup.
Soup who?
Soup-erman has special powers!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Handel.
Handel who?
Handel with care!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby days are here again!
TRY THIS
Soap Suds Fun
Standing over the bathroom sink, rub a little bit of liquid soap between your hands. Wet your hands with just a drop of water. Then, keeping the tips of your fingers and palms together, slowly open the middle of your hands to form a tunnel. Gently blow through the tunnel in your hands, and huge bubbles should appear like magic.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Blue.
Blue who?
Blue your nose!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido I have to do everything?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Distress.
Distress who?
Distress is the one I wore to the party!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen get it!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Grimm.
Grimm who?
Grimm and bear it!
What's So Funny
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Washer.
Washer who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow who?
Take meow to the ball game!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Xavier.
Xavier who?
Xavier breath!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Taipei.
Taipei who?
Tai-pei letter and mail it!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy your money, this is a stickup!
KNOCK-KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rosina.
Rosina who?
Rosina garden is lovely!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on before your pants is a silly idea!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Weed.
Weed who?
Weed better mow the lawn!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Reuben.
Reuben who?
Reuben my eyes, I'm sleepy!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sausage.
Sausage who?
Sausage nice things in the shop!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Kipper.
Kipper who?
Kipper eyes open for the signs!
What's am I?
I've got two really big front teeth that help me cut right through shrubs and even trees. I am known for building dams. These dams help slow down water and make deep pools where I love to splash around. What am I?
A beaver
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rufus.
Rufus who?
Rufus on fire!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming through!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
F-2.
F-2 who?
F-2 go to the bathroom!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Passion.
Passion who?
Just passion through!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nose.
Nose who?
Nose a lot of people!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Fletcher.
Fletcher who?
Fletcher feet do the walking!
TRY THIS
Magnet Magic
Did you know that a powerful magnet can work through paper, cardboard, and even water? Impress your friends with this trick. Put a paper clip in a glass that's mostly filled with water. Tell your friends you can get the paper clip out of the water without getting wet. Then slide the magnet along the glass until it connects with the paper clip. Move the magnet and the paper clip up the glass and above the surface of the water, until you can reach in and grab the paper clip without getting your fingers wet.
Which Window?
Laura is visiting a friend who lives in an old apartment building. Use the clues to find out who will answer the door when Laura knock knocks!
Laura's friend is not using the computer.
The kid to the left of Laura's friend has a pet.
Laura's friend does not know how to knit.
Laura's friend has a window with curtains.
EXTRA FUN: Read the letters in the windows from bottom to top, and right to left. You will find the answer to this joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Warrior.
Warrior who?
Warrior been?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Square.
Square who?
Square are we going?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sincerely.
Sincerely who?
Sincerely, we still have time for breakfast!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
FUN FACT
SNEAKY CREATURES
There are 84 different types of chameleons on the planet. They have special cells in their skin that allow them to blend in with their surroundings. This way, it is hard for enemies to find them. But watch out — if a chameleon gets angry, it can turn bright red.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Diane.
Diane who?
Diane to get in the door!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda greatest, baby!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Goshen.
Goshen who?
Goshen's great for swimming!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Eight ball.
Eight ball who?
Eight ball the food!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Kismet.
Kismet who?
Kismet before anyone sees us!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rick.
Rick who?
Rick-ety bridge fell down!
Words to Know
Comic Relief: A funny moment in a play or show that breaks up a very serious scene. Comic relief comes just in the nick of time when everything seems to be very tense and just too serious.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sultan.
Sultan who?
Sultan pepper shakers!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cockadoodle.
Cockadoodle who?
Cockadoodle doo, not cockadoodle who!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mica.
Mica who?
Mi-ca is in the shop!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Letter.
Letter who?
Letter ask us all she wants!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Maude.
Maude who?
Maude in the U.S.A.!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Comet.
Comet who?
Com-et a crime and you'll go to jail!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Insect.
Insect who?
Insect your name here!
What's So Funny
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Bjorn.
Bjorn who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Quebec.
Quebec who?
Quebec to the beginning!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Amish you, do you miss me?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze in charge around here?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Fajita.
Fajita who?
'Fajita 'nother thing, I'll be sick!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma headache ever go away?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Minerva.
Minerva who?
Minerva-s wreck!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honeycomb.
Honeycomb who?
Honeycomb your hair, it's a mess!
What's am I?
As I grow up I grow down. I travel in groups but stay close to my family. I love to swim, but when the weather turns cold, I fly away. What am I?
A kangaroo
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dennis.
Dennis who?
Dennis is going to fix my toothache!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Worm.
Worm who?
Worm yourself by the fireplace!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amir.
Amir who?
Amir so let me in!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Les.
Les who?
Les go home!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ford.
Ford who?
Ford he's a jolly good fellow!
What's So Funny
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Isadore.
Isadore who?
Half a Chance
This young lady only got half of her picture printed! Complete her portrait by copying the first half, square by square, into the empty grid.
Next, figure out which letter goes into each box, below. When you are finished, you will learn the second half of her name, too!
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