I am red with black dots, very small, and like to fly. I eat small tasty bugs and you usually find me resting comfortably on flowers in the summertime. People are always asking me to fly home. What am I?
A ladybug
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda hole in your shirt!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tango.
Tango who?
Tango faster if you want!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Maida.
Maida who?
Maida world be at your fingertips!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau who?
Juneau what time it is?
FUN FACT
IT'S LIKE ARMOR
Do you know why there's so much skin on some kinds of fruit? Pineapples and other fruit have thick skins to keep out insects, protect from disease, and keep the fruit healthy and tasty for you to eat!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda bough breaks, the baby will fall!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake and no one ever forgets!
Mixed Up Endings
Collect all words with the same number above them and write them on the line with the corresponding number below. Now, rearrange the words to get the answer for each joke!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dinosaur.
Dinosaur who?
Dinosaur because she fell down!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Fossil.
Fossil who?
Fossil last time, let me in!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Virtue.
Virtue who?
Virtue get that nice sweater?
Words to Know
Funny bone: Ever hear someone say they are going to tickle your funny bone? Well, they aren't actually going to tickle a bone in your body. They mean they are going to make you laugh. Your funny bone is your sense of humor.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Ten is five plus five!
Knock knock!
Who's there?Wannetta.
Wannetta who?
Wannetta time, please!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Brin.
Brin who?
Brin me some pie!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jack.
Jack who?
Jack your coat in the coatroom
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Goose.
Goose who?
Goose see a doctor for that cough!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting around for hours!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Beryl.
Beryl who?
Beryl luck next time!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major look!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Wooden.
Wooden who?
Wooden you like to find out!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam who?
Sam person who told you the last knock-knock joke!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Throne.
Throne who?
Throne out the garbage!
What's So Funny
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gouda.
Gouda who?
TRY THIS
The Power of Your Hair
Turn on the water in the bathroom sink so just a thin stream of water flows out. Then, comb your hair about twenty times. Put the comb near the water, but not touching it. Watch as the water bends to reach the comb. This is because of the static electricity in your hair!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Beth.
Beth who?
Beth time of my life!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Accord.
Accord who?
Accord of wood for the fireplace!
Wendy's Here
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy boxes are all colored in, you will see who it is!
Color Code:
B - BROWN
P - PEACH
K - BLACK
G - GREEN
R - RED
L - LIGHT BLUE
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Kentucky.
Kentucky who?
Kentucky you in at night!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Goddess.
Goddess who?
Goddess stop this madness!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard I know?
What's am I?
I run over hills and around mountains. I jump over rivers and make my way through thick forests. You can't go anywhere without me, and if you step outside your door, I'll be waiting there. What am I?
The Road
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Colleen.
Colleen who?
Colleen up the kitchen when you're done cookin'!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Evan.
Evan who?
Evan-ly angels!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Kip.
Kip who?
Kip looking till we find it!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hello.
Hello who?
Hel-lo can you go?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Swear.
Swear who?
Swear are we going?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ghana.
Ghana who?
Ghana go to town!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hyde.
Hyde who?
Hyde like to tell you another joke!
FUN FACT
DOWN DEEP
The deepest place on earth is located in the Pacific Ocean. It is called the Challenger Deep, and it's a very dark and cold place to be. The bottom of Challenger Deep is 35,813 feet below the surface of the water (that's almost 7 miles)! Hardly anything at all can live there!
Words to Know
Palindrome: A word, sentence, or number that reads the same backward and forward. For example, the number 13531 is a palindrome. So is the name Bob.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Buck.
Buck who?
Buck stops here!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tree.
Tree who?
Tree plus tree is six!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska once more and that's it!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dali.
Dali who?
Dali in the window sure is pretty!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lemmie.
Lemmie who?
Lemmie tell you a story!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ogre.
Ogre who?
Ogre take a long walk!
What's So Funny
Knock knock!
Who's there?Wade.
Wade who?
Open the Door
Complete each of these seven knock-knock jokes by writing the name of one of the objects on this page into the blank spaces provided.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Don't chew.
Don't chew who?
Don't chew know?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Monroe.
Monroe who?
Monroe your boat!
TRY THIS
Make a Five-Headed Puppet
Spread your hand out on a piece of paper. Trace your hand and fingers onto the paper with a pencil. Glue some yarn on the tip of each finger tracing so it looks like hair. Then paste googly eyes on each of the five heads. Draw noses and mouths with crayons or colored pencils. Then cut out the whole hand tracing. Glue a Popsicle stick to the back of the paper hand and put on a puppet show.
Words to Know
Absurd: Completely ridiculous or silly. For example, it is absurd to think that there is a man living on the moon.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Glitter.
Glitter who?
Glitter bug!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island on the house with my parachute!
KNOCK 'EM DEAD WITH KNOCK-KNOCK
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
'Ad-air once, but now I'm bald!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven you heard enough knock-knock jokes?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candace.
Candace who?
Candace be true?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Habit.
Habit who?
Habit your way, I'll have it mine!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Freeman.
Freeman who?
Free-man from his chains!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody else!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Band.
Band who?
Band from going there
What's am I?
I look like a fish and I live in water. But I'm not really a fish. I'm a mammal. I'm incredibly smart and I always have a smile on my face. Sometimes you'll see me doing tricks at the aquarium. What am I?
A dolphin
TRY THIS
Taste Tests
Have you ever noticed that when you have a cold, you have less of an appetite? This is partly because we need our sense of smell to enjoy our food. With the help of a grownup, cut up a bunch of different vegetables, fruits, and cheeses with similar textures. One of you can be the taster, and the other will be the server. The server tells the taster to close his eyes and hold his nose. Then the server places a piece of food in the taster's mouth. The taster has to guess what the food is without using his sense of sight or smell. How easy do you think it will be to guess what you're eating?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Fran.
Fran who?
Fran of mine is coming to town!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Unit.
Unit who?
Unit me a sweater!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh must have been a star!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Klaus.
Klaus who?
Klaus the window!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amoeba.
Amoeba who?
Amoeba wrong, but I may be right!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken to see if you're okay!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Renata.
Renata who?
Renata jokes, I'll have to learn some more!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Chess.
Chess who?
Chess the way it is!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia who?
Mia pants are on fire!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yuri.
Yuri who?
Yuri great pal!
Come and Get It!
Your mom is cooking dinner when, suddenly …
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gus.
Gus who?
To find the end of this mystery, start at the letter marked with a dot. As you spiral into the center, collect every other letter. Write them in order on the lines. When you reach the middle, head back out again, collecting all the letters that you skipped over the first time.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta potatoes please!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pasture.
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Stu.
Stu who?
Stu you want to tell me something?
FUN FACT
HOT AND COLD
The Sahara Desert is the largest desert in the world. It gets so hot there during the day, it is almost impossible to go more than four hours without water. At night, though, it can get so cold, the temperature may drop below freezing!
What's So Funny
Knock knock!
Who's there?
May.
May who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight who?
Dwight way is the best way!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Colin.
Colin who?
Colin all kids!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase before we go!
Words to Know
Skit: A short and funny play. A class might write a skit for a school performance. Sometimes a show will be made up of a few different skits.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sweden.
Sweden who?
Sweden sour chicken!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hammond.
Hammond who?
Hammond eggs make a good breakfast!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe tell me a story?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lana.
Lana who?
Lana the free, home of the brave!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nanny.
Nanny who?
Nanny one home?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me for my birthday?
FUN FACT
ARACHNO-WHAT
Arachnophobia is the fear of spiders, but most of these creatures are nothing to be afraid of! Spiders are actually good to have around. Almost all of them are completely harmless, and they catch and eat pesky insects.
We Deliver!
It's fun to order takeout food and have it delivered. But it's even more fun if the delivery person has a yummy name! Choose from the middle initials and last names scattered down the right side of this page. Write them on the correct lines to create seven deliciously different delivery people who might come knock-knocking at your door to bring dinner!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lionel.
Lionel who?
Lionel get you nowhere!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rich.
Rich who?
Rich man is a poor man with money!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Orson.
Orson who?
'Orson carriage!
What's am I?
I'm fast as can be, and built for speed. I've got huge claws, and my nest is grand. I live in high cliffs, in canyon walls, and even on city skyscrapers. What am I?
A falcon
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open the door!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Spider.
Spider who?
I spider hiding in the yard!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aspen.
Aspen who?
A-spen around until I get dizzy!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly days are fun!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pest.
Pest who?
Pest wishes to you!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
April.
April who?
April showers bring May flowers!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Bach.
Bach who?
Bach to the future!
TRY THIS
Make a Rainbow
On a sunny day, get the garden hose and then stand with your back to the sun. Adjust the hose nozzle so it just lightly mists water. Hold the hose up in front of you, and then look closely. You will see a rainbow in the mist.
What's So Funny
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Heart.
Heart who?
Heart it through the grapevine!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Telly.
Telly who?
Telly your brother to come home!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Raisin.
Raisin who?
Raisin our hands before we speak!
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