The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 23
Knock Knock Who’s there? Jimmy! Jimmy who? Jimmy a little kiss on the cheek. Knock Knock Who’s there? Jiminy! Jiminy who? Jiminy roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? Knock Knock Who’s there? Joan! Joan who? Joan call us, we’ll call you. Knock Knock Who’s there? Joanna! Joanna who? Joanna answer the door? Knock Knock Who’s there? Joanne! Joanne who? Joanne tell. Knock Knock Who’s there? Joe! Joe who? Joe away, I’m not talking to you. Knock Knock Who’s there? Joe Namath! Joe Namath who? Joe Namath not on the door, that’s why I knocked. Knock Knock Who’s there? Joey! Joey who? Joey to the world, it’s a lovely day. Knock Knock Who’s there? Johannes! Johannes who? Johannes are cold. Knock Knock Who’s there? John! John who? John with the wind. Knock Knock Who’s there? John! John who? John me in a cup of tea. Knock Knock Who’s there? Jools! Jools who? Jools are a girl’s best friend. Knock Knock Who’s there? Joplin! Joplin who? Joplin any time you like. Knock Knock Who’s there? Josette! Josette who?
