The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 43
What do you get if you cross a book and a pound of fat? Lard of the rings. What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad? A croaksman. What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader? A spooksman. What do you get if you cross a suitcase with a hazelnut? A nut case. What do you get if you cross a donkey and Christmas? Muletide greetings. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhino?’ Ell if I know. What do you get if you cross the devil and an anagram? Santa. What do you get if you cross a Shakespeare play and a pig? Ham-omelette. What do you get if you cross a Mars bar and an elk? Chocolate moose. What do you get if you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms. What do you get if you cross a skeleton, a feather and a joke book? Rib ticklers. What do you get if you cross pasta with a snake? Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork. What do you get if you cross a skeleton and a garden spade? Skullduggery. What do you get if you cross a skeleton and a dog? An animal …
