The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 16
What did the kangaroo say when her baby went missing? Help! My pocket’s been picked! What do you call a kangaroo at the North Pole? Lost. What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a skyscraper? A high jumper. What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A woolly jumper. What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a tiger? A striped jumper. What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a snake? A jump rope. What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an elephant? Great big holes all over Australia. What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a squirrel? An animal that carries nuts in its pocket. What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a lion? A fur coat with big pockets. What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a chicken? Pouched eggs. Did you hear about the exhausted kangaroo? He was out of bounds. Why didn’t the mother kangaroo like her baby watching too much TV? Because she didn’t want him to become a pouch potato. Why was the mother kangaroo angry with her baby? She caught him smokin…
