The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 45
What do you call a motor bike belonging to a witch? A vrrroooooooom stick. What’s a cold, evil candle called? The wicked wick of the north. What is evil, ugly on the inside and green on the outside? A witch dressed as a cucumber. What happens if you see twin witches? You won’t be able to see which witch is witch. What witch is useful when it’s dark? A lights witch. Why did the witch give up fortune-telling? There was no future in it. What did the witch ask for when she booked into the hotel? A broom with a view. Did you hear about the kindly witch who took up weather forecasting? She predicted sunny spells. First witch: I went to the beauty parlour yesterday. I was there for three and a half hours. Second witch: What did you have done? First witch: Nothing. I was just there for an estimate. A witch asked a beautician, “Do you think I’ll lose my looks as I get older?” “With any luck, yes,” replied the beautician. How can you tell when witches are carrying time bombs? You can hear their brooms tick. What do y…
