The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 5
The morning bus was very crowded, and a man on his way to work became more and more annoyed by the little boy next to him who kept sniffing loudly. Eventually he could stand it no longer. “Haven’t you got a handkerchief?” he demanded, irritably. “Yes,” replied the boy. “But I’m not allowed to lend it to strangers.” First boy: Do you always bathe in dirty water? Second boy: It was clean when I got in. A little girl was scribbling furiously over some paper with a pencil when her mother asked her what she was drawing. “I’m not drawing, Mom,” she said indignantly, “I’m writing a letter to Billy.” “But you can’t write,” her mother pointed out. “That’s all right,” said the little girl. “Billy can’t read.” Timmy was watching his dad build a pine bookshelf. “What are the holes?” asked Timmy. “They’re knot holes,” replied his father. Timmy was puzzled and said, “So what are they if they’re not holes?” Boy: I lost my dog. Girl: Why don’t you put an ad in the newspaper? Boy: Don’t be silly! He can’t read. Mothe…
