The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 21
Knock Knock Who’s there? George! George who? George-us lady, give me a kiss. Knock Knock Who’s there? George! George who? George of the Light Brigade. Knock Knock Who’s there? Gerald! Gerald who? Gerald man he played one, he played knick-knack on my thumb… Knock Knock Who’s there? Germaine! Germaine who? Germaine you don’t recognize me? Knock Knock Who’s there? Gertie! Gertie who? Gertie-sy call. Knock Knock Who’s there? Ghoul! Ghoul who? Ghoul posts are necessary for soccer. Knock Knock Who’s there? Gilda! Gilda who? Gilda fly that sat on the end of my nose. Knock Knock Who’s there? Ginny! Ginny who? Ginny’d anything from the shops? Knock Knock Who’s there? Gino! Gino who? Gino me? If so open the door! Knock Knock Who’s there? Giovanna! Giovanna who? Giovanna go to a movie? Knock Knock Who’s there? Giovanni! Giovanni who? Giovanni more biscuits? Knock Knock Who’s there? Giselle! Giselle who? Giselle-gant and very pretty. Knock Knock Who’s there? Gita! Gita who? Gita job. Knock Knock Who’s there? Giuseppe! Giuseppe who? Giuseppe my apology? Knock Knock Wh…
