The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 33
Once upon a time in a purple universe there was a purple planet and on this purple planet was a purple land with purple houses where purple villagers lived. Near to the purple village was a purple hilltop, and on this purple hilltop was a purple palace. Past the purple gates of the purple palace and up the purple path, through the grand purple doors, guarded by purple knights, sat a purple king in a purple throne room on a purple throne next to his purple queen. One day the purple king held a meeting for the purple people of purple in his purple meeting room in his purple palace. He said to the purple people of purple, “Purple people of purple, I will give the greatest reward in the history of this purple planet to the purple person who makes me the tastiest purple beer in the entire purple world.” One purple villager decided that he would make the tastiest purple beer in the entire purple world, so he left the purple meeting room through the purple doors, past the purple gates, down the…
