The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 41
What do you get if you cross a tourist with an elephant? Something that carries its own trunk. What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula? A hampire. What do you get if you cross a dog with a traffic warden? A barking ticket. What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder? An eggsplosion. What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A bite in shining armour. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a pig? A bird that hogs the conversation. What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra? Robbery with violins. What do you get if you cross a Labrador with a tortoise? A pet that goes to the shop and comes home with last week’s newspaper. What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit? Bugs Bunny. What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower? I don’t know, but I’m not going to smell it. What do you get if you cross poison ivy with four-leaf clover? A rash of good luck. What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A smooth operator. What do yo…
