The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 35
Why did the sheep fall over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn. What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud. What did the well-mannered sheep say to his friend at the field gate? After ewe. What do you get if you cross a sheep with a rainstorm? A wet blanket. What do you get if you cross a lamb with a spaceship? The Star-sheep Enterprise. Did you hear about the snobby lamb? He thought he was a cutlet above the rest. One Christmas, two businessmen built a skating rink in the middle of a pasture. A shepherd leading his flocking tried to take a short cut across the rink but the sheep were afraid of the ice and wouldn’t cross it. As the shepherd desperately tried to tug the sheep to the other side, one businessman turned to the other and said, “Look. That guy is trying to pull the wool over our ice.” What sort of food can you get in a pub run by sheep? Baaa meals. Why do white sheep eat more than black ones? Because there are more of them. What do you get if you cross a lamb and a penguin? A sheep…
