The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 44
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe? A long-necked toothbrush. What do you get if you cross William the Conqueror with a power station? An electricity bill. What’s the difference between a train and a tree? One leaves its shed and the other sheds its leaves. What’s the difference between the death of a barber and the death of a sculptor? One curls up and dies and the other makes faces and busts. What’s the difference between an elephant and spaghetti? An elephant doesn’t slip off the end of your fork. What’s the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit coin? One’s a mad bunny, the other is bad money. What’s the difference between a camera and a sock? A camera takes photos and a sock takes five toes. What’s the difference between weather and climate? You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate. What’s the difference between a hill and a pill? One is hard to get up, the other is hard to get down. What’s the difference between a boxer and a man with a cold? One knows his blo…
