The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 25
Knock Knock Who’s there? Marcia! Marcia who? Marcia glad I stopped by? Knock Knock Who’s there? Marcus! Marcus who? Marcus a book in the Bible. Knock Knock Who’s there? Margo! Margo who? Margo and fetch Pa off the roof, his ladder just broke. Knock Knock Who’s there? Marie! Marie who? Marie flexes aren’t as quick as they used to be. Knock Knock Who’s there? Marilyn! Marilyn who? Marilyn is a state north of Virginia. Knock Knock Who’s there? Marion! Marion who? Marion haste, repent at leisure. Knock Knock Who’s there? Mark! Mark who? Mark my words. Knock Knock Who’s there? Mark! Mark who? Mark the Herald Angels Sing. Knock Knock Who’s there? Markus! Markus who? Markus down for two tickets will you? Knock Knock Who’s there? Marmalade! Marmalade who? Marmalade me said the little chicken. Knock Knock Who’s there? Mars! Mars who? Mars-ays you’ve got to come in now. Knock Knock Who’s there? Martha! Martha who? Martha them up to the top of the hill and then marched them down again. Knock Knock Who’s there? Martini! Martini who? Martini hand is frozen so …
