The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 40
What do you call a man with a plank on his head? Edward. What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug. What do you call a man without a spade on his head? Douglas. What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack. What do you call a woman with a bunch of holly on her head? Carol. What do you call a woman with a cat on her head? Kitty. What do you call a man with a paper bag on his head? Russell. What do you call a man who lies on the floor? Matt. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff. What do you call a man with a crane on his head? Derek. What do you call a man with a map on his head? Miles. What do you call a man with a car number plate on his head? Reg. What do you call a man with a wig on his head? Aaron. What do you call a man with a doormat on his head? Neil. What do you call a woman with a radiator on her head? Anita. What do you call a woman with slates on her head? Ruth. What do you call a woman with a spring on her head? April. What do you call a man with a large blue-black-yel…
