The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 26
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. They don’t like to share the spotlight. How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a light bulb? Five. Four to do it in perfect synchrony and one to stand there saying: “To the left, and to the left, and to the left, and to the left, and take it out, and put it down, and pick it up, and put it in, and to the right, and to the right, and to the right, and to the right…” How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to change a light bulb, you know. How many people at an American football match does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it and two to tip the entire contents of the ice bucket over the coach to congratulate him on a successful bulb screwing. How many American footballers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw it in and the other to recover the fumble. How many archaeologists does does it take to change a light bulb? Thre…
