The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 36
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick. AMERICAN FOOTBALL A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterwards he asked her how she liked the game. “I liked it, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for twenty-five cents,” she said. “What do you mean?” he asked. “Well, everyone kept yelling, ‘Get the quarter back!’” What is a cheerleader’s favourite colour? Yeller. What position do the fattest footballers play? Wide receiver. Coach: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom! Captain: It could have been worse. Coach: How? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league. Coach: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three-week diet? Player: I finished it in three days. It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls, and they were now trailing the visitors by a touch-down and a field goal. When the official called yet another clo…
